JennyMorgan

Horrible knotted keep-net, arghhhhh! I remember being in a studio somewhere where they were recording one of his programs, Jack being in his shed. The shed was a studio prop, I was funny disillusioned!

On the other hand we might have found exactly what he and his mates were hoping for. Might have upset a few of YH's finest though!

What is especially nice about this thread is not only the offers of advice but also the thanks for that advice. So often people ask and then forget that simple courtesy. MJJDC, have a great time, hope that the weather treats you well.

- - - - - - - there is no real draw to yarmouth - - - - - - - - that just about sums up Gt Yarmouth for many folk.

Yarmouth has all the trappings of a traditional 'stag' destination. Great place to slum it, loads of fun, a real chav/ned 'lad's' destination! Can always pass out gracefully under the pier and taxi back to your boat much later in the morning. Personally I'd have hired from such as Freedom Boats and then headed for the bright lights of Norwich, some great clubs, excellent eateries and good pubs. Probably won't be able to get tatty souvenir tats on your unmentionables in Norwich though!!

Okay, so it's known as a national park, so let's let it be one then.

Okay, an untruth then! I also don't see Bradley Walsh as being in the enemy camp, however I do see them as having been used though. For those who don't know it is common practice for viewers to submit potential questions for quiz programs. Have just had this response from ITV: The Chase Actions ViewerServices@itv.com (ViewerServices@itv.com) Add to contacts 17:52 Dear Peter, Thank you for your further email. I am sorry to read you disagree with our response. We are confident the information we have provided is correct. Should you wish to take this matter further you may wish to contact our regulators, Ofcom, either by telephone on 0207 981 3040 or via their website www.ofcom.org.uk Again thank you for taking the time to contact us here at ITV Viewer Services. Kind regards, Umar ITV Viewer Support Supervisor Oh well, will have a go at Ofcom!

Attempting to justify a lie is of no great credit to anyone. A lie is a lie.

The spin off of the Carp Industry, grrrrrrrrr.

You'd be surprised just how far noise travels over water, especially at night! However us locals are used to it, after all it is a holiday resort & we NEVER complain! People do expect noise outside a pub so maybe best to moor near one. Last year I was moored at Cantley whilst the music festival was on at Reedham Ferry, several miles away, and I could hear it quite clearly and loudly across the marshes. Only place that I can think of for an isolated mooring where no one is likely to be disturbed is in the middle of Breydon Water only I wouldn't advise it!!

Geoff, did you reply to their reply?

A man who had a checkered trouser career!

Tena might be the answer! http://www.incontinencechoice.co.uk/tena-men-incontinence.html?gclid=CjwKEAjw_oK4BRDym-SDq-aczicSJAC7UVRtpr3zo59tirOqg5IS8ckDW_7PR5VkcB7OuvFK-n3fFxoCaDDw_wcB

Sorry, Strow, but in my opinion you are now flogging a long dead horse.

Reasonable, possibly. Misleading, most definitely. For one who continually promotes the precision of research and opinion shown elsewhere I find your relaxation of standards to suit your own arguments somewhat amusing!!

Brewer's Droop?

No question of it. Will you now agree that the Broads is NOT legally a national park and that that is the absolute truth, and hopefully the end of this argument, Strow?

Wyatt Earp was universally famous for his remarkably fast drawers rather than his long ones.

Snorkers, guaranteed to give you duodenal ulcers so best avoided.

They have been used as a mouthpiece for a lie so why not a mouthpiece for the absolute truth?

Likewise. The Chase is now in possession of the full Hansard report and relevant EDP reports, several complaints from viewers and a misleading claim and incomplete quotation from the Authority. The result being that The Chase will now have to be both judge & jury. Somehow I reckon the result will be something of a fudge.

Don't be too sure about that, I have just received an e-mail from ITV stating that the issue is being investigated further.

And no mention of the unmentionable either! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/travel/7044366/Culture-history-beer-and-relaxation-in-Norfolk.html

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv80/PeterWaller/Three%20Rivers%20028.jpg[/IMG] The evidence, Griff paddling the air! After a good night's sleep you would think that he would have at least managed a real paddle.