No, no, no, Timbo, you're confusing us with "Seductive Steve and the Seducers". We split up when our bass player, No-Nuts Neville, was caught in a hotel room that he'd cleaned from top to bottom. The rest of the band couldn't take this act of rebellion and threw him out - of the window! Which was rather unfortunate, as we were on the ground floor. As you know Nev was a big guy, and he was none too pleased at being dumped on the pavement, so decided to return and remonstrate with Bopping Bill, our drummer, and Riffing Rob the lead guitarist. That wasn't a good idea, as Good-Time Greta, Bill's trans-gender groupie was in the bathroom applying his/her make-up. There followed the most enormous punch-up, resulting in all of my group ending up in hospital, charges being brought for affray, legal action from the hotel for the destruction of the ground floor and council charges for cleaning the blood off the street. We decided there was no future in the group and split up, vowing never to re-form. Tickets are on sale for this year's re-union.