Perhaps they should simply say 'chips with toppings'. That way everyone would understand, notv just the trendy, hipster Range Rover driving mob they seem to be setting out thir stall for.
Ah, but that design isn't 'sexy' or appealing to today's market. If you hire/buy a boat on the Broads , do your research and choose something that meets your requirements. That may mean some compromises.
The revies on TA seem to echo Paul's .
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g8090864-d2351072-Reviews-or10-The_Locks_Inn-Geldeston_Beccles_Suffolk_East_Anglia_England.html
So long as it doesn't jam, which can be a problem especially when mooring at the top of a falling tide !
Check out 'round turn and two half hitches' . Very easy to both tie and untie.
Boats that attempt to be all things to all men invariably turn out to be failures - The Macgregor is just one such example. Horrible thing !
Mind you, this stuff isn't half bad
Oh , but what about the wildlife ? Breydon holds a greater diversity of birds than pretty much all the rest of the Broads together !
Build the 'boys' a Marina at Cobholm ( it has been suggested) and let 'em play offshore !