Spring Is Coming, You Could Be Here Soon...

[Wyndham]

Where?

 

[SwanR]

Edited to change my mind ... torn between two places but I'm going for the Yare coming up to Langley Dyke?

[grendel]

just around the corner

[MauriceMynah]

Spring is here
Spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time
Of the year is the spring
I do, don't you? 'Course you do
But there's one thing
That makes spring complete for me
And makes every Sunday
A treat for me

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park

When they see us coming
The birdies all try an' hide
But they still go for peanuts
When coated with cyanide
The sun's shining bright
Everything seems all right
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park

We've gained notoriety
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon

So if Sunday you're free
Why don't you come with me
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park

We'll murder them all
Amid laughter and merriment
Except for the few
We take home to experiment
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park

[Vaughan]

Upton Dyke?

 

 

 

 

Spring is 'ere, the grass is ris -

Oi wunder where the birdies is!

[SwanR]

11 minutes ago, Vaughan said:

Upton Dyke?

That was certainly my other guess ... !

[ChrisB]

Love Tom Lehrer. MM.  I did have the LP but it is long lost.

[Wyndham]

31 minutes ago, Vaughan said:

Upton Dyke?

 

[Vaughan]

12 minutes ago, ChrisB said:

Love Tom Lehrer. MM.  I did have the LP but it is long lost.

It was down in old Dorset, 'ow oi knew it well

'twas there lived a young girl an' 'er name was Nell,

It was early that summer oi grew pretty keen

to show 'er the works of my troshin machine.

 

That was Tom Lehrer, wasn't it?