I had a call yesterday about my recent "accident"
We know you had a recent accident, we are calling to help you. would you like us to help you.
Oh yes please,
I will transfer you to my supervisor, ( this is triggered by voice software to detect a yes.)
Hello can you tell me what happened. Well, I was driving down the road when a bright light shone on me from above and the radio turned off.
( The clever ones normally hang up on me about now )
With this one I managed to get right through to the part where they did experiments on me with probes in intimate areas.
For some reason they cut the call.
I did hear from a telecoms friend that landline are being phased out in the next five years in favour of internet based calling.