I am all of a dither!

[Wussername]

I have just had a look at the new BBC news app.

It is good. Really good.

Which leads me nicely to the new forum web site.

How are things progressing?

Will it be "blonde proof"

More importantly will it be "old codger proof"

[Gracie]

Nothing wrong with blondes or old codgers (plenty of them on here ) I think this Forum has a mix of just about all sorts young and old, that makes for an interesting and fun place to be in my opinion.

 

Trust me when I say you don't have to be blonde to have blonde moments and you don't have to be old to be a miserable so and so Lol

 

My boys read Alan (JawsOrca) restoration thread so very young members and then there's the older one's who shall remain nameless  Iain, you've just had a birthday haven't you? .

 

Grace

[JennyMorgan]

Being a blond old codger might be a bit of a problem though!

[Guest]

Always ready to fight for their rights for ...

 

for...

 

for...

 

something..... 

 

[Wussername]

I tick both boxes I'm afraid!

[Gracie]

A little poem I found for the old blonde/grey codgers

 

MY REMEMBERER

 

My forgetter's getting better

But my rememberer is broke

To say that may seem funny

But, to me, that is no joke

 

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering

If I really should be 'there'

And, when I try thinking it through

I haven't got a prayer!

 

Often times I walk into a room

Say "What am I here for?"

I Wrack my brain, but all in vain

A zero, is my score

 

At times I put something away

Where it is safe, but, gee!

The person it is safest from

Is, generally, me!

 

When shopping I may see someone

Say "Hi" and have a chat

Then, when the person walks away

I ask myself, "Who was that?"

 

Yes, my forgetterer's getting better

While my rememberer is broke

And it's driving me plumb crazy

And that isn't any joke

 

 

P.s Send this to everyone you know.......before you forget who sent it to you

 

Grace

[BroadScot]

Right young Gracie, may I remind you I have a position on this here forum,(I am still able to click the DELETE button!  ) fact, I am over twenty one, fact I WAS Blonde many moons ago. So there. Errr what was the question again please?  Old codger I aint....yet!

 

 Iain.

[grendel]

I used to be blonde, but now count as a Bald old Git, so at least I have got away from the being blonde

Grendel

[MauriceMynah]

I wanted to be blonde.

It's just not fair.

[unclemike]

I wanted to be blonde.

It's just not fair.

cant have both worlds  blonde and certified idiot 

[grendel]

ooh lummee

[clive]

I used to be blond also but now its a funny white colour.

[Wussername]

Distinguished is the word you are looking for Clive. Distinguished!