unclemike

"RULES OF CHOCOLATE...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

just senn this on sales website http://www.yachtworld.co.uk/boats/2009/Nordhavn-40-II-2990204/United-Kingdom#.V7yjljWNPE8

this guy also runs the fishing tackle shop and this is his office/liveaboard which has no reg numbers,ergo no toll

update to my earlier post

sat here at oulton broad makes me wonder about the day boat hire here, 1 elysian picnic boat and 6 little dayboats,one hs holesb in the rear window of canopy,another has canopy splitting, a third one has a hole where the mooring cleat should be with rope dissappearing into the depths, all 6 are very shabby yet seem to be in big demand# what happened? there were 20 boats well maintained and well looked after,now only 6 poorly maintained, as the only hire yard here it seems to be a wasted opportunity

how about this for third party risk? fact, last night moored at h woods woke up 2 am smell of burnt lpg,only thing working was the gas fridge,quick look with torch boat next to me has horizontal fenders, one of these was blocking my fridge vent so off goes the fridge.had we not done so we might now be wielding a coal shovel in t'other place (no halos here)

as long as its in Lincolnshire, i don't have a valid passport for Yorkshire

good idea but it removes the incentive to win. broadsword was aware of having to run a quiz , he has already done so once

bern, the sequence of events is such;= I ran a quiz, broadsword won, not seen since,so following week i ran another ,won by scrumpycheddar, not been enough quizzers since

i wont moan about tax again whether road or water, i run a volvo 2ltr petrol s60 car tax circa £300, same car in ireland 906 euros, insurance for 40 yr old full no claims 1500 euros

how about the black and white minstrels

beyond our ken , round the horne, walter gabriel in the bull at ambridge

mr ed the talking horse, the lone ranger and tonto.roy of the rovers, alf tupper

2 qms are missing, broadsword and scrumpycheddar

takes you to the latest post you have not read, example, if you have read 10 posts on a thread it will take you to number 11 thats what i use all the time

just to set facts straight, just checked and they serve food till 8pm june to august only, we were there after the meet in may and found them shut

have always used the wherrymans for evening meal when moored up in wroxham, had to slum it at the kings head blast time out

the wherrymans may have achieved 5 but since they now close at 4.30 pm no longer figure in our itinerary getting 5 must be fairly easy , the number of roadside burger bars i use for lunch ,all over the country seem to have 5 on display

i will not say any more, but the comment" making false accusations" was aimed at me and proves what i say,horning sailies are never wrong, any more comments q, by pm please as this is the friendly forum

have we got a quiz tonite? two qm,s should have one prepared

sadly this epitomises horning sailng club attitudes as perceived by many regular river users arrogant, bullying and very little thought for anyone else meet them on sunday on a bend 4 abreast and not even leaving room for a motor boat to hug the bank, many hirers out for the first time would be put off by this attitude, i have been through regattas many times,no doubt will again, perhaps the club should take a long look at the behaviour of some of their members and issue warnings to them, instead of us we all have a right of navigation, and its time some club members recognised it

CYMRU AM BYTH

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dont worry geoff no one wants a clapped out boxter only the bonnet badge lol

CYMRU AM BYTH