Gracie Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Lynsey, a crown was awarded to Pops as a kind of 'worst jokes award' the jokes that Ray and Pop's post are so appalling that the crown is often passed from one to the other. I would like it duly noted that I have never once been awarded said crown, which means my jokes must be pretty damn good Grace p.s You will most certainly be glad that Ray and Pop's jokes fly over your head, that's even if you ever get to understand them 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Just now, Gracie said: Lynsey, a crown was awarded to Pops as a kind of 'worst jokes award' the jokes that Ray and Pop's post are so appalling that the crown is often passed from one to the other. I would like it duly noted that I have never once been awarded said crown, which means my jokes must be pretty damn good Grace p.s You will most certainly be glad that Ray and Pop's jokes fly over your head, that's even if you ever get to understand them Give it time Gracie.... give it time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Are you 'blond' too Lynsey? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazelgirl Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 Nope Pops, brunette with a fake hint of red 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 40 minutes ago, Gracie said: Lynsey, a crown was awarded to Pops The crown is the kind you get in a Christmas Cracker! Nothing but the best for the Forums couple of crackers! Iain 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 8 hours ago, Gracie said: Lynsey, a crown was awarded to Pops as a kind of 'worst jokes award' the jokes that Ray and Pop's post are so appalling that the crown is often passed from one to the other. I would like it duly noted that I have never once been awarded said crown, which means my jokes must be pretty damn good Grace p.s You will most certainly be glad that Ray and Pop's jokes fly over your head, that's even if you ever get to understand them Ohh, they were jokes were they Gracie? sorry didn't realise!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayandCarole Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Time to dig out some brunette jokes methlnks Poppy Ray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazelgirl Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 Are there any lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayandCarole Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 46 minutes ago, hazelgirl said: Are there any lol Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A. No one else wants it Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A. Invisible Q. What's a brunette's mating call? A. "Has the blonde left yet?" Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A. The invitation There are more...... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Oh Lynsey, you are so going to wish you never asked Grace 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayandCarole Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 A clean one as its not in the members only section A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous brunette sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.' They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.. The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replies. . .. 'You just happened to catch my eye.' Ray 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Hi Ray, I have heard this joke before, but it always pleases, crown lost again, too good a joke Regards Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayandCarole Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Didnt want to put Lynsey off to quick anyway shouldnt count as not in the jokes section Ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke. The only three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde After approximately 14 hours, the blonde staggered up on the shore, she was declared the fastest breaststroker About 40 minutes after that, the redhead crawled ashore and was declared the second place finisher Nearly 4 hours after that, the brunette finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of worried onlookers, the reporters asked why it took so long for her to complete the race...........she replied "I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms" Grace p.s Well, you did ask 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Lyn's... what have you let yourself in for? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, JanetAnne said: Lyn's... what have you let yourself in for? A lorra lorra laughs ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bound2Please Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 21 minutes ago, Gracie said: "I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms" Grace p.s Well, you did ask Well darlin sounds like you did cheat to win then ........... but 10/10 for winning by what ever way necessary Charlie hic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazelgirl Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 A hahahahahahahaha love it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazelgirl Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 I did prefer Ray's joke though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazelgirl Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 Not sure I understood yours Gracie lol This is the problem I have people, jokes are wasted on me, they tend to hit the wall behind me but I do try 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Same with me, Lynsey, most of them go way over my head like a ruddy jumbo jet............The brunette in my joke wasn't using her arms to do the BREASTstroke. She obviously wasn't aBREAST of the situation if you get my drift Grace p.s Thank goodness we have another girl on board who doesn't get jokes and she's not even blonde 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bound2Please Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 16 minutes ago, Gracie said: Same with me, Lynsey, most of them go way over my head like a ruddy jumbo jet............The brunette in my joke wasn't using her arms to do the BREASTstroke. She obviously wasn't aBREAST of the situation if you get my drift Grace p.s Thank goodness we have another girl on board who doesn't get jokes and she's not even blonde She's not a brunette by any chance is she?????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazelgirl Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 Oh yes I am, with a hint of fake red don't forget lol On my profile it now says I am a full member with 3 dots, it doesn't look any different lol where is this jokes section 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 3 hours ago, hazelgirl said: Oh yes I am, with a hint of fake red don't forget lol On my profile it now says I am a full member with 3 dots, it doesn't look any different lol where is this jokes section I don't know if this will work - http://thenorfolkbroads.net/forum/forum/51-jokes/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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