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[Bound2Please]

[Gracie]

Charlie my lovely, you're not wrong, you posted this yesterday   

Grace

[BroadScot]

What was the question again....please???

Iain

[imtamping2]

What have I come to get from here............

[BroadAmbition]

Today (And a few days before) I have been tiling a bathroom for an elderly couple.  Th husband is not steady on his feet, I've had to pick him up once already, anyroadup, this afternoon I heard the lady of the house in the lounge muttering    'OMG OMG, I don't believe it'   There's me thinking something not good had occurred and was waiting for her to appear at the bathroom door (It's a bungalow) which she duly did.  'Yes?' I enquired.  She stated she had finally lost it and all was now lost completely.  'What's happened'? I enquired

She said   ''I have just been trying to ring my sister, 3 x times I tried, each time I put the number in and 3 x times no ring tone or ringing sound, then I realised I was using the remote for the TV'

Laugh?  Me?  You bet I did and so did she!

Griff

[Viking23]

I just hope that if the phone happens to go when she is doing the ironing...

Brings a new meaning to the phrase, " my ears are burning" lol

[BroadAmbition]

That happened to a chap I was told of ages ago now, only he burnt both ears, he burnt his other ear when phoning for the ambulance!

Griff

[ranworthbreeze]

39 minutes ago, BroadAmbition said:

That happened to a chap I was told of ages ago now, only he burnt both ears, he burnt his other ear when phoning for the ambulance!

Griff

Hi Griff,

I am glad to see that you are brushing up on your jokes for your trip, I hope your crew appreciate them

Regards

Alan

[JennyMorgan]

2 minutes ago, ranworthbreeze said:

Hi Griff,

I am glad to see that you are brushing up on your jokes for your trip, I hope your crew appreciate them

Regards

Alan

Some folk live in hope!

Griff, please pass on my deepest sympathies to your crew!!

[grendel]

I hope Griff appreciates the comments that will be thrown back - some would class them as jokes.

I am sure BA will be a hub of witty repartee.

[BroadScot]

2 minutes ago, grendel said:

I am sure BA will be a hub of witty repartee.

I expect they will make the jokes section? Hmmmm maybe not ! 

Iain

[grendel]

I expect Robin will put some on his blog.

 

[JennyMorgan]

4 minutes ago, grendel said:

I expect Robin will put some on his blog.

 

Oh dear!

[BroadScot]

9 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said:

Oh dear!

Oh dear ..oh dear ....oh help !