Congratulations to Jenny Morgan

[Hockham Admiral]

Well done, Peter! 1000 posts in just five months.... It took me a year!

[MauriceMynah]

Hmmm, I'm just wondering which of the 40 or so sarcastic and/or offensive comments that immediately flashed through my mind to type..... now let me see.... 

[MauriceMynah]

Damn!!!

Thirty five were against ToS,

Four weren't funny enough and the last one I couldn't spell.

[Boaters]

Tutt Tuut tiss the season of good will to all men !

[SANTED]

Its taken me six years to make 10 posts since  2008 and I look forward to being a full member in 2038

[LondonRascal]

I've got 565 to go before I reach that milestone - I really must post short replies but more of them lol.

 

Well done.

 

[Hockham Admiral]

Robin, you may well have that many to go but if the yardstick was artistic quality we'd ALL be a long way behind you!

[BroadScot]

Well done JM   another 1000 and you'll be catching up on me!   Being retired, does have its advantages

 

 

Iain

[C.Ricko]

Robin,

Find some decent jokes or split your holiday tales into hours.

[LondonRascal]

Clive here are some jokes..

 

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

 

Q: Why can't a Christmas tree stand up for itself?

A: It doesn’t have legs.

 

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

 

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

 

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

 

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

 

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

 

I did not say they would be decent

[BroadScot]

Stick to your "Blogs" and day job Robin

 

Iain.

[C.Ricko]

well, that's another post down,

quantity not quality as they say

[BroadAmbition]

1000 posts? - Just goes to prove that JM is far better at talking rubbish then the rest of us! 

 

 

Griff