Police arrest swan.

[JennyMorgan]

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/traffic_delays_out_of_norwich_towards_lowestoft_after_swan_prowls_around_on_busy_junction_1_4316836

Possibly well fed by holiday boaters during the summer has this swan turned to motorists during the winter?

[ExUserGone]

So thats what Stuart looks like!

[JennyMorgan]

The one with the short or the one with the long neck?

[JennyMorgan]

Apparently it is Stuart, on a good day too!

[ZimbiIV]

makes a change, the beak up before the bill.

paul

[BroadScot]

52 minutes ago, ZimbiIV said:

makes a change, the beak up before the bill.

paul

Now that IS sticking your neck out Paul! 

 

Iain.

[Viking23]

5 hours ago, JennyMorgan said:

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/traffic_delays_out_of_norwich_towards_lowestoft_after_swan_prowls_around_on_busy_junction_1_4316836

Possibly well fed by holiday boaters during the summer has this swan turned to motorists during the winter?

What type of bread do people feed to swans?

 

"Cobs" of course...

 

 

[BroadScot]

53 minutes ago, Viking23 said:

What type of bread do people feed to swans?

 

"Cobs" of course...

 

 

This is becoming a CygNet thread....Pen...ding an arrest. Aye ok i'll get my 

[CaptinDread]

BroadScot, that was a fowl joke....

[Wildfuzz]

This thread maybe my "swan song" on the forum......

[ranworthbreeze]

We would be sorry if that was the case Stuart.

Regards

Alan

[BroadScot]

3 hours ago, ranworthbreeze said:

We would be sorry if that was the case Stuart.

Regards

Alan

Agreed!!!!

Iain.

[MauriceMynah]

I think (and certainly hope) that Stuart's post was a continuation of the awful puns and wordplay that this thread has become.

[Baitrunner]

Probably just flexing his wings to scare us

[JawsOrca]

Please can we stop swanning around.. This is meant to be a serious forum... Hope the swan was left off with just a warning.

 

[MauriceMynah]

Asked if it had anything to say it maintained it's right to stay mute.

[JennyMorgan]

So it replied by using a pen.

[imtamping2]

Apparently it wasn't a real swan..........

 

 

[MauriceMynah]

Oh Peter, you do tell some whoopers