Now a mum with a washing line of my own, 36 Terry nappies and a nosy friend across the fence, I pegged out almost all of the 36 early one morning. Horrors! They were a nasty tinge of green. Hastily removed, boiled again, pegged out again, green! Argh back in boiled again, as I was pegging out, by now mid-afternoon, my friend came to the fence.
'What are you doing? I've been watching you pegging those nappies out all day.'
'Green! They're green!'
'Er, which glasses are you wearing today?' she enquired.
I got the point! I wear glasses all the time, and had some tinted as sunglasses; and so I removed my green tinted specs to reveal a shining array of white Terry. idiot!