Moonfleet To Close Very Sad New ....

[ExSurveyor]

I heard he was 20 foot and called Dave 

[MauriceMynah]

Bloody rumours.

[Hylander]

9 hours ago, MauriceMynah said:

I heard that the whole shooting match has been taken over by an 18' mutant ferret called Nigel, but it's only a rumour mind.

Not that Nigel again when will he learn.

[MauriceMynah]

No, the other Nigel, you know the one... the one with the white paws and smokes a pipe.

Why are all mutant ferrets called Nigel (with of course the exception of Dave, who as we know never strays from the Grand Union Canal.)

[Timbo]

3 minutes ago, MauriceMynah said:

No, the other Nigel, you know the one... the one with the white paws and smokes a pipe.

Why are all mutant ferrets called Nigel (with of course the exception of Dave, who as we know never strays from the Grand Union Canal.)

I think your getting mixed up with Tarquin the Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapin from the Grand Union who took up boating as a lifestyle statement. His wife Yoko, thinks she can paint and can't sing,got sacked as a cleaner from Yare House...bit of a hippy...got confused between Tie Dyed and Tidied. Easy mistake...I mean I've been walking over the unwashed cups on the living room floor in my multicoloured kaftan for weeks now.

[Bound2Please]

And where may I ask is Kevin while all this is going on?????

[deebee29]

Just now, Bound2Please said:

And where may I ask is Kevin while all this is going on?????

You mean you haven't heard? 

[CheshireCat]

On ‎03‎/‎02‎/‎2017 at 6:27 PM, deebee29 said:

Oh dear Mr Cat, you have really cheered me up now 

seriously though it's really sad to see them go. I've never had any dealings with them personally other than stopping for water and possibly a pump out but they were always really friendly and welcoming 

deebee29 I cheered myself up I turned 52 in December and I wonder where the years have gone they go so quick ...

[Gracie]

Well rumour has it, Kevin ran off with Betty, she got pregnant with triplets, Kevin couldn't hack it and ran off to Thailand where he met a girl named Ann, well Kevin thought Ann was a girl when he first met her, turns out she was a cross dresser called Nigel from Norfolk, they ended up moving back and taking over Moonfleet, where they lived happily ever after

And that folks is how rumours can start and end up

Grace

[Hylander]

Crumbs Gracie , are you sure you haven't been reading too many Mills and Boon books........

Cheshire Cat ..      52 I am nearly 72,   make the most of every minute because before you know another blasted 10 years have gone by.

 

[Gracie]

No M, that would be the 50 shades of Grey series

Grace

[JennyMorgan]

1 hour ago, Gracie said:

Well rumour has it, Kevin ran off with Betty, she got pregnant with triplets, Kevin couldn't hack it and ran off to Thailand where he met a girl named Ann, well Kevin thought Ann was a girl when he first met her, turns out she was a cross dresser called Nigel from Norfolk, they ended up moving back and taking over Moonfleet, where they lived happily ever after

And that folks is how rumours can start and end up

Grace

Many a true word said in jest, just got the name of the yard wrong!

[addicted]

Kevin, Nigel? Didn't they used to chop wood down Euston Road?

 

Carole

[Gracie]

Honestly Carole, please do keep up, according to Mark that would be Dave and he's 25 feet tall (I added another 5 feet there)

Grace

[addicted]

Sorry Gracie, I'll try to do  better. by the way, what happened to the triplets?

 

Carole