Seasolly Greetage

[Timbo]

After the official turning on of the Christmas lights in the town centre, the grandkids enjoying the turning on of the lights, funfair and fireworks and Ellie and I determined to make it the best Christmas they've ever had, the neighbour across the road already putting up his Christmas tree and lights I thought to myself...oh go on, let's indulge Jay. So I present...The NBN Nativiloder! 

Once unpolly-tito, a mawther callit Mary travellit for a week 'off season' all floatly boatly on the Norfolky Broadloppers. Oh folly did the mawther not thorkus to post bookly form all checkly-box present ’n’ correckers with chequely signy to the boatyardage. At Swaffham, mawther's old feller Jospeh pull over their Ford Escrile sharpish, with airbags deplode and the steering while middle thumped Jospeh on forebonce leaving bumpule saying 'dorf' on his noggin, oh folly!

A friendly farmerl said in Norfolky accentile  "No worrit lendy transporty toot sweet to continule journley to Norfolky Broadloppers".
So Joseph walked all trickly how along the roam while Mary all two-square on the botty astrile a dickey fallolop to Norfolky Broadloppers. At Wroxham, the boatyardage said “Apology, but no bookly form all checkly-box present 'n' correckers accompanile with chequely signage then no floatly boatly!”.

Weary, weary, all eye-rubbit and achey in the legbole Joseph and Mawther trickly-how to Wayfold Bridge and espy a taverl all glittery in the gloom. Jospeh ratatat on the doorclobber until the inkeep steppit out.
“Pintly bitter and dry white?” questit the Inkeep all doffly cap.
“Oh no!” scrile Joseph. “All knackerit from travelode and despery need of bed for fallop 'n' snoozit!”
“Folly!” said Innkeep “All accomodakers fully occupile with NBN Crimble Titley-elbow, but trickly-how to the stablode feel free to prostrale among the animolds!”
So Joseph, Mawther and the dickey trickly round to stablode, nugit coos and sheeploders out the way and were soon in the lands of node.

Now, Mawther was in the familylode way and durbold the nile brought forth a newborl infold all squawk and screamit like constipately parrot.
“Tis miracle!” scrile Mawther.
“I'll say!” scrile Joseph just finished eighteen month stintly for breakly and enterage!

Early next mordy arrivit several gentleboles with tea trowels on the noggin.
“Goodly morlode! We bring giftlode for the ankly-biteloder, but we simple agricold labourits so don't expect Nintenlode or X-bocker, just a bottle of Tescold blue top and own brandage wedgely cheeselopper!”
“Deep joy!” said Mawther “Joseph, put the kettley on for these chaps deserve a titley-elbow. Oh yes!”

Just then three men with goldly crown on bonce strollit in.
“Have you come pay hommy to ankly-bitloder wizely men?” scrile Mawther.
“We have followed starloder all glimmerit in the skybole thinking it way back to bar and NBN Crimbole Titley-elbow but have found kingly anklybiteloder and pay hommy with much bow and scrapeit!”
“Folly folly!” scrile Joseph “This not kingly anklybitloder but chile of best friend of carpentale from Donny on eighteenly month stretchloder! There's no wisely men at NBN Crimbole Titley-elbow and you no virgile Mawther!”

Then arrival a celestibold host of angeloders all warbly in the throkus and twangit on the banjloder singit “Glory be!” and “Deep joy!”
“Deep Joy indeed, it's all kicking off 'ere!” scrile Joseph and Mawther.

So there at the NBN nativiloder they sat down to turkley with all the trimmage, watchit the Queens speechloder, play Nintenloder and X-bocker before fall in river after manifole dry sherry. Oh yes!

Seasolly greetage from Timbole with much help from Professor Stanley Unwin!

[Ray]

Wonderful! 🍺

[grendel]

and its worrying to think i understood every wordlode of that garboilage.

[YnysMon]

Wunderfullest garboilage!

[FairTmiddlin]

Surely thatloder gaboilage an whimsicole talopper was  by Stienway Underwing

[ranworthbreeze]

Hi Tim,

Stanley Unwin would be proud of you.

 

[BroadAmbition]

I just don't know how he does it and am proper jealous of the time he available to do it!

Griff