Timbo Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I've had the feeling that someone is following me all day. Everywhere I have been I catch a glimpse of something or someone behind me. A grey and red shape has been following my every move. An hour ago I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror as I came back in from walking the dogs...there was a large grey and red price tag sticking up out of the collar of my coat. Now that's not what has me paranoid. What's really got me worried is that I've owned the coat for eight years and the label is in such a prominent position that it would not go unnoticed. Even if I hadn't spotted it, my other half would have. I've checked and can confirm it is my coat...worn at the cuffs, fishing disgorger in one pocket, various dog ends and cigarette papers in the other. The label itself is the kind that's fastened into the coat and has to be removed with scissors and it's shiny and new, uncreased, unfaded but not from any shop I recognise. So the question is what sort of twisted individual is following old blokes round and stitching price tags into the collars of their coats? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quo vadis Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 O^O¬ <<<< Try these Tim and Dave Iain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrevorAndDeirdre Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I did this when we took the family on holiday. I purchased a light jacket had it on all week then my wife said that I still had the stick on price tag on the front. I had walked around all week and not noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I figure it must be Alice, her first known victim was the mad hatter. Grendel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loribear Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 ohh dear tim , what are you like lol lol, i think you definitely need to go to spec savers lol. lori Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebee29 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Ha ha I did something similar last week....... Bought a new t shirt for the holiday Put it on, wore it all day then noticed when i took it off at night the size sticker was still on the front So if anyone was in Wroxham last Monday and noticed a 50 something with a blue t shirt with an orange size sticker on the front..... That was me David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hylander Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Shall we have a collection for a mirror for one and all for Christmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 |__| <<<Collection tin! Iain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 o <-------------<<<<< Coin! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 did you tell him you only ever caught the good pike when your Tee shirt was on inside out? Grendel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 No but I did say it was deliderate Dave Hands up who think Dave needs specs ....\o/ \o/.... deliderate? Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrundallNavy Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Tim, are you sure that uncle Albert hasn't been putting something in your baccy tin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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