wombat nee blownup

I prefer the mans game, where they play with their odd shaped balls

Unfortunately I cant help but I do hope someone can

Well I googled it and there was no mention of white ones being bred for hunting just the rarity of albino pheasants and some thing else called Leucism so i'm claiming it as albino. so there

Now, spotted in a field outside Beccles An albino pheasant. How chuffed was I?

The wine boxes that says "once opened lasts up to six weeks". TOSH, we've never had one last more than an evening.

CHUFFIN SHOPS AND GARDEN CENTRES THAT HAVE HAD CHRISTMAS STUFF ON THE SHELVES FOR WEEKS ALREADY !!! I've looked in a handbook of a 4x4 and the highway code but cant find the piece where it says "allowed to park on double yellow lines and pavements" Audi drivers that straddle two spaces in the supermarket car park Those blo**y so called electric invalid chairs normally driven by lazy fat people stinking of fag smoke who think they have the right of way

And that's another thing, b****y moderators that don't know their weathermen

Michael?

Why is it you can check the weather forecast and it might say "Blizzard conditions followed by high winds and torrential rain" so you make other plans for the weekend and IT'S THE CALMEST HOTTEST WEEKEND OF THE YEAR

Why do they bother putting 3rd and 4th gears in Skodas? they're obviously never used.

That'll do wont it?

My son, his wife and my three granddaughters were due to fly Monarch to Cyprus tomorrow for a wedding on Wednesday. Luckily they booked through Thomas Cook (now TUi) and they were found flights from Manchester. A lot further to drive from Yarmouth but theyre just glad they got a flight

I reckon they got the loo because the jerry can was full. Looks like the works are going to last a while though because it looks as if its being plumbed into the mains

Just a thought there Grendel, Why not 3D print...............................The whole boat. Job's a good'n

could the two pains in the ar$e both be male?

Lets see if the mods erase this then we'll know how important it is that criminals do not deserve anonymity

As there are clearly people who cant see why its nice to have a bit of leccy in the cooler months of boating and have a gripe about it coming out of their tolls too even though they don't use the posts then why cant I pay a reduced toll because I cant get under Potter or Wroxham bridges so missing out on a substantial area of boating. It's just how it is and I am not here moaning that I want a lesser toll because of that.

Bloomin Pheasant took my wing mirror clean off tuther day

For some reason I enjoyed that far more than the Rascals vids

Actually a fair bit of Beccles is in Norfolk.

I prefer Scotch rolls myself, or any sort of bread dipped in it.

Could the flat cap wearing Skoda drivers with the tartan rugs on their laps please speed up. The soppy little dog that's running back and forth across the parcel shelf wouldn't come to any harm if you went more than 24 miles per hour on your way to the garden centre. Having socialised with certain boys in blue "back in the day" I was told that slow drivers cause more accidents. It is infuriating when you have to follow one all the way from Beccles to Yarmouth because you cant safely overtake. The speed limit on a lot of that road is 60 signed down to 50 at various point then 40 and 30 and so on but they insist on doing 29 ALL THE WAY Even the tractors and artic drivers try to get past.

As you exit the Bure and turn toward Breydon, the whole of the land facing which is an area known as Cobholm and surrounding area was salt marsh where apparently one of Englands biggest windmills was sited halfway along which is now Gatacre Road, how far it extended toward Norwich I don't know

That's why so many people fall foul of the system. I can picture the newly hired crew, cruising down the Bure on their way to Norwich, turn out onto the Yare and see the bridge with the markers the other side. Tide going out they decide to "take five minutes" to read the map they may or may not have to hand then Bobs your uncle (not your dog) they end up in the North sea

Hells teeth Bobdog, As has been stated earlier the broads are no longer commercial waterways but more recreational. If I take a weeks holiday in some foreign clime then see a go kart track, say to my mate "should we do a few laps for a laugh?" then find out we have to sit the national road driving test first, if we're lucky passed through an intensive six week course we can have ten minutes round the track? What's the problem with adding to the already internationally recognised signage with "keep to the right or slow you down"?........ That's just my opinion though I expect