John, with respect, and one of whom three out of four great grandmothers were Scots, I do realise that for many of us, 100% Scots too, that this is a serious matter. Serious or not the Scots that I know are great leg pullers, and sometimes very droll they are at it too, so, for once, the leg pull is on the other leg, so to speak. Your concern is noted, but I suspect that if the poll answer is 'Yes' then the humour floodgates will open!