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Welcome, One thing you will learn is, boat and cheap, are not in the same dictionary. Enjoy paul

Yes you can block them but I prefer to waste their time, thus maybe preventing them from calling someone who could fall for it. paul

If you get spam calls on a mobile, do what I do. Save the number under the name of, do not answer. Most mobiles will store many numbers. paul

Window vacs are also useful for drying tiles after showering, be it boat or home. Car windows like them too. paul

I do not mind dogs or kids in pubs but i could not eat a whole one. paul

Griff, is an easy job. Just sign your life away to the nearest dealer and they will tell you how much you still owe them. paul

Tom, you have just ruined a good arguement brewing. Thank you. paul

'Cos it is the only common measurement you lot understand! paul

Just looked, 60gig, calls and text £10 a month rolling contract. paul

Try Smarty. We have never had a problem with them. Select what gig you want and calls/text are free. paul

Just think, the alternative to getting old is not attractive either! That is why I am only 21+ a few decades. paul

Sounds like you need stabalizers. paul

BOAT/CHEAP? Does not compute. paul

After one very expensive, poor Sunday meal. I wished we had been thrown out before getting in! paul Ps never went back.

Let us all go back to water. Water skiing, anyone? paul

Well I think I am worth preserving. We I am trying to pickle myself tonight. paul

Vaughan they have Silverline now for building boats. paul

So you are going to make a man shed. paul

Easy as ABC. Anything But Chinese. paul

I in any doubt throw it out and get a good one! CO does not play or have a sense of humour. Unless you value your life at less than 30 quid. paul

I must be getting old, nobody has mentioned 8 track players. I remember fitting one (negative earth) to a positive earthed Mini. Making sure no metal bits touched and crossing the feed cables. It worked but the unit chewed tapes. pa

No matter what you spend, no matter what you do, no matter what you blame, no matter who you blame. Wind and water will always win. Mrs Hume my old geography teacher always said. Circa 1970 paul

So is what you mean is. I make the rules so what I decide is final! paul

Not having a boat anymore, he can increase my bill by 1000000000000000000000000%. I will not be paying. In fact having been down in September, seeing how prices and disregard to value/upkeep of the area, we will not be back just remembering the many good/great times we have had in the past. This golden goose has left. Please keep fighting for the future memories/past memories that all may have. paul

Once upon a time, in the Fiefdom of Watertopia, there was an evil Laird who was extremely vain. He decided he needed to think of something new to pamper his vast ego. What to do he thought? I will need lots of money to make something wonderous so I will always be remembered with even more adoration by my serfs. I know we have lots of serfs who are captivated by the beauty of Watertopia and they use polluting machines (so he thought)! They must have lots of money to run these machines so I will keep charging more and more so I can create an even bigger empire for myself. I will sell this brilliant idea as good for the planet so I will be even more adored, if that could be possible. He did not think they would stop paying or coming to Watertopia because they were captivated by the beauty of his kingdom. His friends, the feather watchers, encouraged him to do this because they could see the golden geese being driven away and they could take over to run Watertopia purely for the use of the feathered ones. The serfs cried out, they could not afford his vanity but he knew they would still adore his wonderful land. paul