Poppy Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 Special attention required to the first one !!! 9 Quote
MauriceMynah Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Advice to the ladies, If you can't take the heat, stay in the kitchen. 1 Quote
ChrisB Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Clouding up on the coast near Mundesley now. Wind up a bit too, had to put a windbreak round the courgettes! Quote
Gracie Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom Grace 2 Quote
Bound2Please Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 Oh but but but darlin when a woman is not in the bedroom theres only one place for her CHAINED TO THE KITCHEN SINK unless shes astride her BROOMSTICK Charlie 1 Quote
Viking23 Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gracie said: Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom Grace That's easy, take up the hoover for them, a few dusters, and a few harsh chemicals to clean the loo, if you have an ensuite lol Who says romance is dead lol. If they are lucky, might find a pair of rubber gloves for them too, even a pair with no holes to leak lol. I'm training the wife to use the Karcher window cleaner, but you can tell, she is deliberately leaving streaks so I have to do it... doh. 5 Quote
Gracie Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 I commend you for your bravery Charlie, when the Wench sees this you're gonna need bravery in bucket loads Grace Quote
Bound2Please Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 na I'm safe darlin she knows her place Charlie xx xx Quote
MauriceMynah Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 I have always assumed that women don't do very well in the bedroom, Just the effort of going there seems to give them a headache 3 Quote
SteveO Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 It only took 3 days of uncharacteristically warm weather for the climate change maggots to come out of the woodwork this year and make their presence felt on the evening news. Hottest June on record? My a*se!!!!! Steve Quote
BroadScot Posted July 20, 2016 Posted July 20, 2016 56 minutes ago, SteveO said: Hottest June on record? My a*se!!!!! Which planet was that June on? It was persistently tipping it down through most of June ! Quote
ranworthbreeze Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 In June this year many of us were suffering with rain most days, some were tripping their heating or had set their heating at a low level. I can remember when June used to be the month, hot holidays in the sun in this country. I suggest that they are playing a warped record http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36841072 Regards Alan 2 Quote
BroadScot Posted July 21, 2016 Posted July 21, 2016 3 hours ago, ranworthbreeze said: In June this year many of us were suffering with rain most days, some were tripping their heating or had set their heating at a low level. I can remember when June used to be the month, hot holidays in the sun in this country. I suggest that they are playing a warped record http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36841072 Regards Alan That explains all Alan, the BBC these days are from a different planet !!! 1 Quote
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