Met Office Advice -

[Poppy]

Special attention required to the first one !!!

[MauriceMynah]

Advice to the ladies,

If you can't take the heat, stay in the kitchen.

[ChrisB]

Clouding up on the coast near Mundesley now. Wind up a bit too, had to put a windbreak round the courgettes!

[Gracie]

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom

Grace

[Bound2Please]

Oh but but but darlin when a woman is not in the bedroom theres only one place for her CHAINED TO THE KITCHEN SINK unless shes astride her BROOMSTICK 

Charlie

[Viking23]

4 minutes ago, Gracie said:

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom

Grace

That's easy, take up the hoover for them, a few dusters, and a few harsh chemicals to clean the loo, if you have an ensuite lol

Who says romance is dead lol. If they are lucky, might find a pair of rubber gloves for them too, even a pair with no holes to leak lol. 

I'm training the wife to use the Karcher window cleaner, but you can tell, she is deliberately leaving streaks so I have to do it... doh.

[Gracie]

I commend you for your bravery Charlie, when the Wench sees this you're gonna need bravery in bucket loads  

Grace

 

[Bound2Please]

na I'm safe darlin she knows her place

Charlie xx xx

[MauriceMynah]

I have always assumed that women don't do very well in the bedroom, Just the effort of going there seems to give them a headache

[SteveO]

It only took 3 days of uncharacteristically warm weather for the climate change maggots to come out of the woodwork this year and make their presence felt on the evening news. Hottest June on record?  My a*se!!!!!

Steve

[BroadScot]

56 minutes ago, SteveO said:

Hottest June on record?  My a*se!!!!!

Which planet was that June on? It was persistently tipping it down through most of June !

[ranworthbreeze]

In June this year many of us were suffering with rain most days, some were tripping their heating or had set their heating at a low level. I can remember when June used to be the month, hot holidays in the sun in this country.

I suggest that they are playing a warped record

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36841072

Regards

Alan

[BroadScot]

3 hours ago, ranworthbreeze said:

In June this year many of us were suffering with rain most days, some were tripping their heating or had set their heating at a low level. I can remember when June used to be the month, hot holidays in the sun in this country.

I suggest that they are playing a warped record

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36841072

Regards

Alan

That explains all Alan, the BBC these days are from a different planet !!!