BroadScot Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 A hen party rescue with a safe ending ! http://news.sky.com/story/no-fuss-hen-party-ends-in-rescue-by-lifeboat-crew-10556658 Iain 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Thought you'd opened a massage parlour Iain! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted August 29, 2016 Author Share Posted August 29, 2016 37 minutes ago, Timbo said: Thought you'd opened a massage parlour Iain! Now now Tim, that is only wishful thinking on your part ! Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 http://www.fallenangels.uk.com Not that I have ever been there of course Griff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted August 29, 2016 Author Share Posted August 29, 2016 35 minutes ago, BroadAmbition said: http://www.fallenangels.uk.com Not that I have ever been there of course Griff You do realise of course Griff that RT will have to wait till Tim goes to that place ! I cannot wait to read Gracies reply when she is back online ! Iain 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I cannot wait to read Gracies reply when she is back online ! Me neither Griff 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 8 hours ago, BroadScot said: You do realise of course Griff that RT will have to wait till Tim goes to that place ! I cannot wait to read Gracies reply when she is back online ! Iain Ooh I'm not averse to a spot of Pole dancing... ...but I'd never delay my boat to watch it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Now, this is the thing.... I think it is utterly degrading for women to take their clothes off for the gratitude of leering men, who, to be honest would not look out of place in a dirty rain coat, totally disgusting in my opinion I went on a hen night a few years ago and saw the Dream Boys dance troupe in action and have to say I feel exactly the same about women who shout "Get em off" to muscle, oil and tanned men, having said men come over to you and having to rub baby oil on chests is also totally disgusting, to shout things like "get em off" or "over here big boy" is totally lowering standards of the female population, something I would NEVER do Would I go again, hell yeah Grace 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wussername Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Grace darling! I remember you. Weren't you the charming young lady in the front row. Me and the boys still talk about you. Love Wusser. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Ahh, that was you was it Andrew (or as I affectionately know you...old wusser? Please forgive me but I didn't recognise you with your clothes on The word gratitude in my earlier post was meant to be gratification, honestly trying to live up to this blonde reputation is exhausting at times, it really is Grace 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughan Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Wussername said: I remember you. Weren't you the charming young lady in the front row. Me and the boys still talk about you. Andrew, I think you will find that was Tropical Linda. And I wasn't in the front row, I was waiting for her at the bar, when she came in after her act. "Allo moi darlin, are yer orl roit tergether?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 Andrew and Vaughan, please remember that Gracie is not long out of her gymslip and into pinafore dresses with high heels ! She is far too young for such places Iain 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 35 minutes ago, BroadScot said: She is far too young for such places Only as a customer! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Well you can just get out from behind that sofa MM, I'll have you know some hens and me took pole dancing lessons as part of a hen week and I'll also have you know there is no dignity to be had crumpled on the floor at the bottom of the pole and covered in bruises, the shorts and crop tops we were wearing was about as sexy as it got Grace 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 and you think it's dignified for me hiding behind a sofa? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Tropical Lynda. ah yes, well able to pick up a champagne bottle with her hands clasped behind her neck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughan Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 41 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: Tropical Lynda. ah yes, well able to pick up a champagne bottle with her hands clasped behind her neck! Reminds me of Kenneth Horne on the radio, when they did a play about the death of Cleopatra - "She was found with an arsp clasped in her grasp". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizG Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Don't start up the Tropical Lynda thread again. I laughed too much last time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Just glad that the cork didn't go pop at an inopportune moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, w-album said: Don't start up the Tropical Lynda thread again. I laughed too much last time Oh dear, and me a Mod who loves a laugh ! Pray, continue gentlemen ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wussername Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Vaughan said: Andrew, I think you will find that was Tropical Linda. And I wasn't in the front row, I was waiting for her at the bar, when she came in after her act. "Allo moi darlin, are yer orl roit tergether?" Vaughan. I was there me old mate. Washington Club 400. Those were the days.! Have you still got the Campervan? Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughan Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Quick nurse, the screens! It's happened again! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Nobody could spin those tassels like our Lynda, both clockwise, both anticlockwise and then counter-clockwise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 9 hours ago, Vaughan said: Reminds me of Kenneth Horne on the radio, when they did a play about the death of Cleopatra - "She was found with an arsp clasped in her grasp". Ere, you keep your ogles off me asp! You may think it's bona to oggle a polones willets or steam your ogle-fakes at some omi's lallies minus kaffies but it's nantes. As for that Gracie with her oggles on some omi-palone's basket... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughan Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Nice to vada your eek, Timbo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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