Timbo Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Fantasy football...just been asked to take part. So what's that all about? As a Newcastle supporter we live in a fantasy world most Saturdays but what if there was a game of Fantasy Broads Authority? An app for your phone? My Dream Team... CEO Jenny Morgan Health and Safety Maurice Mynah In charge of dickie birds Griff Heritage Vaughan, Marshman & Wussername Access 'ole Pesky himself Drink Awareness Grace Flappy things Q Technology Jonzo Any that I missed out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQ Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Dredging and Money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Thank you for including me in your Dream Team, Tim, I will certainly do my bit to make people aware of drinking, I would also like to job share this role with Charlie. I will start now....... Must have's for a boating holiday on the Broads Red Wine White Wine Real Ales Ciders Lagers (sorry Mr Nog) The odd bottle of bubbly doesn't go amiss either We should also include Broads pub watch Norfolk Nog Shopping experiences in Broadland (shoes) Carole Engineering and maintenance of moorings Eric (which should also include the best way to cook a sausage sandwich on a boat) Grace 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 ancient history - Timbo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQ Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Gracie, You forgot the Whisky, I'll have a Highland Park. ( that's a whisky, not some thing for the money's no object wish list thread...on the other hand....) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quo vadis Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Head of entertainment Jiffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Safety when walking along river banks David (how not to trip over mooring lines after a visit to the pub) Grace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 56 minutes ago, TheQ said: Dredging and Money? More money ! Also a hellova lot more dredging too !!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 Fiscal responsibilities hmmm...tough one! Depends on whether we are saving money..in which case it would be Broadscot and myself. Can you imagine the savings that a combination of Scots and Jewish/Yorkshireman could make? However there would be pay rises across the board for BA employees, you know the ones that actually do the work. Then there would be the new tolls policy to implement...river tolls would remain the same with toll payers and locals provided with an exemption card for the carpark meters which would automatically add a £10 toll fee, £50 on nature reserves and £60 per coach entering the Broads area so that everyone funds the Broads. Griff would have his work cut out spotting ducks that haven't been tolled! Planning would be a tricky one. I would of course have planning retained under BA authority...until Maurice Mynah's Northern Broads Potter Heigham Bridge Bypass Canal is built. Of course the Spirit of Breydon would have to go and be replaced with a Viking Longship with Grendel stood on the prow with a large axe. You would be amazed where those Vikings could get to! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 A new trowel forTimbo Agreed Tim, we would only visit every second pub to save a sheckel or two. Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughan Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Timbo said: Any that I missed out? Navigation. The Norfolk Wherry Trust! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Marketing and advertising - London Rascal - the job has Robins name all over it I'd like to volunteer as Grace and Carole's shoe buffer/monitor - that should be a job for life I'd love to be in-charge of monitoring 24hr moorings for over staying. CCTV on all moorings fed to my home office with a remote control water canon on each mooring. Maybe drones to drop eggs and flour on them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Was thinking of something for JawsOrca, but then realised Alan just breaks things and Dave fixes them. So, Dave second in command with Eric on Engineering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyPatricia Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Not forgetting Dave (deebee) as official broads photographer steve 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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