Gracie Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Now Frank, here's your first lesson in English...... God created Adam God created Eve One day in the garden of eden Adam asked God * God Eve is so beautful but why did you make her so dumb?" God answered "So she would love you, my son" lol Grace 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 now we are two which start wondering where this fancy debate is going to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: This is a forum dedicated to Norfolk Broads, even old ones! Sorry, terrible joke! it creeps me the evil suspicion,,, you don't take it serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, Gracie said: why did you make her so dumb? I would never think or even say that the second best human beeing is dump... no way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said: I would never think or even say that the second best human beeing is dump... no way 'Dumb blonds' is a well used English phrase, can't think why? Gracie, have you ever encountered it? Gracie is blond! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said: it creeps me the evil suspicion,,, you don't take it serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Regarding Dumb Blonds: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blonde_stereotype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 28 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: 'Dumb blonds Dumme Blondine .. in German.... but was Eve really Blonde ? Does anybody know her or Adam so we could ask for the Haircolour.. hope fully there wasn't any coifeur arround.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 BTW I am 100 % Male but blond too ..how ist it about that.. any rumours about this ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said: BTW I am 100 % Male but blond too ..how ist it about that.. any rumours about this ? Me thinks that I am headed towards deep water!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 no worries i throw you an anchor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 sorry not an anchor the round thing lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said: sorry not an anchor the round thing lol Ah, a mudweight, or maybe a buoy. I think that you mean the buoy so thanks! Regarding blond jokes, click on: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/blonde-jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Frank, the round thing is called a mud weight, if you throw that out to rescue JM you could quite possibly kill him lol. A 100% male and blonde, sounds good to me ,In answer to your question JM, No I haven't, have you? Grace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 ofcourse a buoy is i would throw for killing i do need mor information to answer gracie it was my question ..so i haven;t To all i am drinking the storm edition from talisker so ignore my typos..please 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 BTW I should go for the cask strenght Glen Farclas.. so my Typos wouldn't bother me Air do slainte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Woods rum for me, and a pint of Adnams Broadside. Frank, I wonder what you will think of our Norfolk & Suffolk beers? We don't tend to have 50mm of phizz & froth on top of our ales, and we have even less on our ciders. When you go to an English pub you will need to go to the bar to order your drink, no buxom waitresses will come to your table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 no buxom waitresses will come to your table. Mores the pity Griff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 if she is boxum..doesn't matter to me i got that at home...but the heck 50mm .... we use real glasses .. 50mm .. thats some moisture at the bottom of a glas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 1 hour ago, JennyMorgan said: This is a forum dedicated to Norfolk Broads, even old ones! Sorry, terrible joke! Poppy!!! You have competition! Iain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted February 7, 2016 Author Share Posted February 7, 2016 10 hours ago, Gracie said: Now Frank, here's your first lesson in English...... God created Adam God created Eve One day in the garden of eden Adam asked God * God Eve is so beautful but why did you make her so dumb?" God answered "So she would love you, my son" lol Grace And what part did God create her from ? http://news.discovery.com/history/religion/eve-was-created-from-adams-penis-bible-scholar-151230.htm So it's not true that men's brains are kept there, is it Gracie ? If it was , there'd be no such thing as a 'dumb blond' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 9 hours ago, HakunaMatata said: if she is boxum..doesn't matter to me i got that at home...but the heck 50mm .... we use real glasses .. 50mm .. thats some moisture at the bottom of a glas I have a 2.5 litre stein, but I don't know that I would want to drink from it, phew! I wonder what our new friend will make of our small beer glasses, flat English beer which is best served at room temperature and lack of table service? Oh, and lack of beer mats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 9 hours ago, JennyMorgan said: 50mm Now i got it...50mm are less than 2 inches this is why i got it wrong.. I am not into beer.. but what i do like is the pint.. this is what i call Glas..I think i will as ofthen struggle using the imp. Values as you would struggle with the metrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockham Admiral Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 In fact, Frank, our children are taught both Imperial AND Metric values in school. And you are correct! 50mm = 1.968503937007874ins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 With regard to the 50 mm I was referring to the froth on the top of the beer/lager, not the size of the glass. A 50 mm glass would be small! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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