I'm a hero

[Poppy]

I am a hero to all fellow men. This morning, I found something that my wife had already looked for.... and failed to find.
You may all worship me as you see fit.

[jeffbroadslover]

Congratulations Poppy.

Fancy you remembering where you had hidden it.          lol

 

Jeff

[Gracie]

Hero, my bahoochie, I'm not in the habit of calling people liars but I would very much like to see proof, wife couldn't find it, I think not  

Grace

[SPEEDTRIPLE]

1 hour ago, Gracie said:

Hero, my bahoochie, I'm not in the habit of calling people liars but I would very much like to see proof, wife couldn't find it, I think not  

Grace

Happens all the time in the Speedtriple house Gracie, whenever Karen can`t find something, i just look in the same places SHE has looked, and find it straight away.

Us men are all heros, it`s just that SOME women don`t like to admit it .

[johnb]

Poppy, you could be a dead hero if your wife sees this thread.

[johnb]

Just a tip, I ensure that my wife is totally disinterested in looking at forums, by giving her long, inaccurate interpretations of such threads as the thread about Jenners Island (she doesn't know where it is), how to install/repair loos on boats (that's definitely my job) and any thread where there is the slightest confrontation (she says she has enough aggro married to me without worrying about other people's arguments!) On this forum, I am almost a free man!

[johnb]

And just to add, I really don't want my wife to be asking in a very slow voice: "And just who is Gracie?"

[JennyMorgan]

4 minutes ago, johnb said:

And just to add, I really don't want my wife to be asking in a very slow voice: "And just who is Gracie?"

Or even who is Miss Whiplash!

[johnb]

Miss Whiplash? I told her it was a new way of mooring the boat with ropes!

[Viking23]

28 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said:

Or even who is Miss Whiplash!

Or who is Jenny ?? lol...

When my wife looses anything, I say have a look in your hand bag, 

with a stern face... she says I've looked there!! 

 

If I am allowed to look, I usually find it within 10 seconds.

Phones, keys, kettle, teapot, lol...

[Gracie]

I think you guys could quite possibly find a rolling pin or frying pan if your girls see this topic

Grace

[BroadScot]

What topic Grace? In the blink of a click,  I could make it vanish! These "gents" are the cream of the crop! Honest

Iain

[Bound2Please]

13 minutes ago, Gracie said:

I think you guys could quite possibly find a rolling pin or frying pan if your girls see this topic

Grace

Shortens the wenches chain to the kitchen by a fathom........

[johnb]

I want to assure you that I am not afraid of my wife, with or without kitchen utensils. This thread is in the Members Only section isn't it??

[BroadAmbition]

I just thought I would remind mysen the 'Secret' of a successful marriage , the wife makes all the numerous small decisions, the Husband makes the fewer large decisions. In nearly 30 years I've never had to make any decisions!

Griff

[HakunaMatata]

typical discription for men... crown of creation

[JennyMorgan]

13 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said:

typical discription for men... crown of creation

Do I dare agree? Perhaps not!

[HakunaMatata]

I think Jenny is on the long chain ttonight

 

oops i forgot IMHO

[Hockham Admiral]

She's a nice girl, really, Frank!   

[JennyMorgan]

1 minute ago, Hockham Admiral said:

She's a nice girl, really, Frank!   

Aren't I just! 

[johnb]

H.A. ok we believed you the first time!

[JennyMorgan]

4 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said:

I think Jenny is on the long chain ttonight

 

oops i forgot IMHO

Handcuffs, if I'm lucky!

[johnb]

Monday headlines: "Handcuffed body found in Oulton Broad" Lets hope not!

[HakunaMatata]

9 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said:

Handcuffs, if I'm lucky!

The pink padded ones... I know its late but is this the right place to discuss special wishes ??????

[JennyMorgan]

7 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said:

The pink padded ones... I know its late but is this the right place to discuss special wishes ??????

This is a forum dedicated to Norfolk Broads, even old ones! Sorry, terrible joke!