BroadScot

You are not alone folks, my town is wall to wall roadworks with roads closed. It happens every time we have The Open Golf Championship here. Still, it does mean that ALL the potholes are being repaired, at last! Iain

Being school cricket Captain, and a Prefect, the wearing of long trousers was compulsory! I did feel for the lads standing out in the lines wearing shorts, with it minus in farenheit! Iain

I blame Woollies for closing, many a writing pad was purchased there! Iain

Now my grey cells are working overtime, I repaired navigation lights on a boat like Aurora, this was in Ayr Harbour though, in the late 60's think she was called Halcience or something like that, however that hold carried coal, is that one of the boats that went up to Norwich and held you up for ages while it turned at the turning basin area? Iain

Stinkey doctor urgently required to give MM complete service including gear box change. Brain surgery to follow if he continues down the route! This is serious stuff on the NBN a member going slightly senile! If you see MM looking at rag n sticks, drag him into the nearest bar, and talk some sense to him, please. Concerned, Iain.

You poor chap, time to go and see your GP pronto, quick! Nyx is a boat and goes straight. That raggy saily thingy is uncontrollable. Stick to Nyx, MM, you know it makes sense! Iain P.s. you would have to call it Gladioli!

The cost of a stamp possibly puts a few folks off from posting letters/cards. The days of the penny black are long gone. Iain.

Hi Barry, Welcome to the NBN Forum A nice spot is South Walsham. The mooring should be taken quickly. Iain

Belated birthday greetings Mark, OLD CHAP I can recommend the retirement option, another year closer. Hope you had a great day! Iain.

Shoes, wine and ability, now I am worried. Alan try over forty years of hard labour, sorry marriage, it's simple WE do as we are told.......sometimes! Iain

I canny wait for Poppy's reply ! Invisible members, whatever next.....pink elephants chasing Haggis! Iain

Very atmospheric! Iain

One name I don't see is Bob Mclaughlan at the Berney Inn with Paul? They were there for a few years in the 70s into the 80's Iain

Remembering the problems when the new road was built in the early 90's, I do hope this time round they use decent materials to carry out the work, otherwise it will require to be resurfaced, just like the old one had to have!!! Iain

I wonder when Jim Prior the MP became involved at Astons? I saw him at the yard a couple of times. Iain

OK, where is tondon please? Iain

My friends at air traffic control, may just redirect your flight Poppy from Goa to Outer Mongolia! Iain

Still, it will keep all the sat nav companies busy Iain

Nah you be quantified as a Tuechter, myself am half Taff, and has been known to burst into a Welsh word or three, taught to say LlanfairPG at the age of 6. My gaelic sadly is very limited, but always think the Dingwall lilt is a delight to listen too! Have friends from Stornoway, or should that be just the MacKay clan? I really must get back up north, soon! Trouble is, my town is already being completely changed to accommodate the hoards who will descend on us in mid July! Iain.

Bound to be one at either Felixstowe or Harwich, that will do the biz, eh Charlie? Iain

I see, one of them mornings! Indeed my superdooper new Tablet canny spell! Iain

This past weekends weather up here, he would now be a "Brass Monkey"! Iain.

Ah MM, but, where is the square on that Broad? Iain.

Indeed we do, but, I come at a price! Anyway, Fred & Brian would have knocked spots off them! Iain

Indeed! Including GOLDEN Ducks! Or better still, a KING PAIR! Iain