Chelsea14Ian Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Hi everyone at long last we have got a new laptop,thanks to the scumbag who nicked the first one.I am pleased to say the police phoned me yesterday saying they had the tealeaf in custody,silly boy left a screwdriver on Nicola's bed (dna).What I will say is the Police are often put down,but they have been very helpful to us. It is good to be back.Two weeks from now we will be up,perhaps some of you will also be on the river. Ian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnygeoff Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Glad it all worked out..... The police do not need DNA from a screw driver to find out who owns it ..... It was Philips.... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 it could have been Stanley! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea14Ian Posted March 15, 2015 Author Share Posted March 15, 2015 You two are funny you should be on the stage,sweeping it Ian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 as long as you dont turn this into a cross thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea14Ian Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 Update on the scumbag ,the Police told me today he's gone down for 4 years and 2 months. Marina and I had a trip to Bluewater the other week to buy some jewellery,thanks to the insurance.Hopefully will pick up my replacement wedding ring tomorrow.I hope to have engraved the date of our wedding and our initials. Very pleased with the way the Police treated us well done to them Ian 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Hello Ian, Glad to hear that you and Marina have had a result and that the Police and your insurance company have been sympathetic with your case. Being broken into be it an out building or your house is never good feeling. Regards Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Double whammy for you Ian. Premiership victory and the scum locked up! Results! Now if we could get that son of yours to appreciate Gracies jokes, then all would be wonderful! Iain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea14Ian Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 Iain that's a hard task,still you never know Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 An excellent result for you both, I am so pleased for you, when it happened to us, although the creatures were never caught the Police were excellent, well done to our boys in blue and very nice they look in their uniforms I have to say Hell and freezing over spring to mind when I think of my jokes and Jaws liking them lol Grace 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smellyloo Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I didn't know you told jokes Gracie ..... I'll keep an eye out for them. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 You are a brave man Smellyloo, a very brave man! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Are you having trouble finding my jokes Smelly? (must be an age thing ) If you go into the Members Area and click on Jokes you will find them there. If you are having trouble navigating this site then please pm me and I will gladly guide you through Grace p.s I am only kidding Smelly, please be gentle with me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Smellyloo.....we don't call her Silent but Violent for nothing in the Mods Team. Be very careful indeed! Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smellyloo Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Hi Gracie .......... I followed your instructions ............ looked long and hard ............... but couldn't find any of your jokes You are but I you!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Hi Smelly, Are you sure you have looked in the right place? I see you are from Norwich, have you forgotten you are back in the Premier League. Try in there. you may find one of Gracies jokes Hers are mostly Daily Telegraph / The Times level! Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Awe Smelly, I you too, better be careful here, peeps will be telling us to get a room lol I think I am going to give up on the joke telling though, there's only so much a girl can take, I think I am going to become a nun Grace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Nun finer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Nun at all Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawsOrca Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Nun chance.. you're not getting away with it that easily... get googling!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Do take care Grace, ideas like that can become very HABIT forming! Well its friday!!! Iain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Hi Grace, Are you going to become a Nun or a Blue Nun? hic. Regards Alan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 9/4 on..... Blue Nun I would say Alan Iain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 CoNUNdrum? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 CoNUNdrum? Clever laddie...Tim Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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