Poppy Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Think about it - ready marinaded lamb tikka 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayandCarole Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Isnt there a p*n*le disfunction implant like that Oh no best not I will be getting warning Sorry mods Ray & Carole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Isnt there a p*n*le disfunction implant like that Oh no best not I will be getting warning Sorry mods Ray & Carole Ray, Your reading my mind! Behave please Iain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 Dr John Harvey Kellog is best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal, Corn Flakes, in 1878. Originally, he called this cereal Granula, which he later changed to Granola in 1881. However, due to patent rights, he had to once again change the name to Corn Flakes. Corn Flakes were invented as part of his health regimen to prevent masturbation. His belief was that bland foods, such as these, would decrease or prevent excitement and arousal. Have you had your bowl today? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayandCarole Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Thanks Poppy That explains why everyone calls me a w****r Waitrose tomorrow for posh cornflakes every morning for brekker will hopefully improve my self esteem Sorry Iain couldnt resist CheersRay & Carole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'm watching Ray O^O¬ and Poppy too! Iain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayandCarole Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I know Iaian On the shipnostalgia.com website there is a forum called stormy weather which you have to sign up to as it is totally non PC its quite amusing at times. maybe we should look at something like that for the risque posts, not that I am trying to steer the forum into undesirable regions but it does give members the opportunity to post slightly more risque jokes and comments without offending those who dont sign up for it or junior members Just A ball thrown into the air for comments Ray Carole wouldnt approve LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I know Iaian On the shipnostalgia.com website there is a forum called stormy weather which you have to sign up to as it is totally non PC its quite amusing at times. maybe we should look at something like that for the risque posts, not that I am trying to steer the forum into undesirable regions but it does give members the opportunity to post slightly more risque jokes and comments without offending those who dont sign up for it or junior members Just A ball thrown into the air for comments Ray Carole wouldnt approve LOL Hi Ray, Carole is right I agree with her ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 You can't like your elbow. Not even MM can do this!! I bet someone will try this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 This made me laugh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Lick your elbow even. Damn auto correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimG Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Why is there a 'd' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Well before Christian Louboutin (drool) was born, in Europe in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries heels on shoes were always coloured red Grace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bound2Please Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Well before Christian Louboutin (drool) was born, in Europe in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries heels on shoes were always coloured red Grace Of course only one of the female gender would know that Gracie..... you and the wench would get on well dam shoes ............ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 For Charlie's wench In the 10th Century, men who rode horses needed their boots to have heels in order to stay in their stirrups, (ever wonder why cowboy boots have heels?) Since owning horses was a sign of wealth, heels became a signifier of Aristocracy and high social standing, not gender. So girls, check your macho mans wardrobe, he may be hiding some very nice heels A well heeled wench, Grace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bound2Please Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Wont tell the wench (Inge) then Gracie cant spoil her idea heels are for women lol can I 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Who needs Wikipedia when you have ALL the info on here! Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 The Code of Hammurabi decreed that bartenders who watered down beer would be executed. you see, some people did have common sense, once upon a time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 There are many less well known punctuation marks, (for those raised during the SMS era, punctuation is something added to text to make it easier to read, to add accentuation or assist prose) my favourite has to be the "SarcMark", invented by Paul Sak to indicate a phrase or statement intedned to be sarcastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 It is widwly believed that you can't lick your own elbow. But, after this was claimed on QI, a subsequent episode disproved the claim and they filmed a young lady doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTED Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 After the 6:00 news they always say “and now for the news where you are “ How the heck do they know where I am? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I just know I'm going to get modded but... You know when they artificially inseminate cows? Who actually, I mean who, who sorts out the bull? Is it a little bloke with big hands wearing a mac and a sowester? And why do you never see members of his profession on quiz shows? "Occupation?" "Professional Bull W....." Just always intrigued me... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Hi Tim, Having worked on many Farms in Ayrshire, and at the Ayr Cattle Market that was,(I rewired it in 1971) I use to see the young vets carry out such things. So do I mod this or not? Its part of lifes wonders I guess. Will let you off with a slap on the wrist! Iain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexandlorna Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Was that a "quick one off the wrist", Iain ? Edited June 10, 2015 by BroadScot Its IAIN not the half baked version Alex lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Was that a "quick one off the wrist", Ian ? Alex!!!! Am saying nothing My wrists are sealed or something like that! Iain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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