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Timbo

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I heard Iain was an expert on piles...owing to all the loot he has stashed under his mattress. Of course it's all in penny pieces...but Gracie did say when you see him you can see where the end of his nose brushes against the artex on his ceiling when he climbs on his hoard! :hardhat:

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49 minutes ago, BroadScot said:

Wire brush and Dettol comes to mind !:naughty: Eh JM?

cheersIain                                                                                  Ooooh ouch , that sounds very painful lol.

 

 

                         

 

 

 

 

 

 

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46 minutes ago, Timbo said:

I heard Iain was an expert on piles...owing to all the loot he has stashed under his mattress. Of course it's all in penny pieces...but Gracie did say when you see him you can see where the end of his nose brushes against the artex on his ceiling when he climbs on his hoard! :hardhat:

I never knew I had a mattress piggy bank, Tim :naughty:

cheersIain

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54 minutes ago, Bobdog said:

Just remember not to mistake your pile ointment for your toothpaste, or you'll end up with shrinking gums and a ring of confidence :)

I once mistook Immac hair remover cream for toothpaste after a student party. Riding home on my trusty 49cc MZ I'm positive I hit 90mph as my teeth parted the breeze! :facepalm:

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2 minutes ago, BroadScot said:

:naughty:  Only joking JM, it was Lysol! :party:

cheersIain

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As a feminine hygiene product[edit]

"In the late 1920s Lysol disinfectant began being marketed by maker Lysol, Incorporated and distributor Lehn & Fink, Inc. as a feminine hygiene product. It was claimed vaginal douching with a diluted Lysol solution prevented infections and vaginal odor, and thereby preserved youth and marital bliss.[7] "

Iain, hopefully you were joking!

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56 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said:

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As a feminine hygiene product[edit]

"In the late 1920s Lysol disinfectant began being marketed by maker Lysol, Incorporated and distributor Lehn & Fink, Inc. as a feminine hygiene product. It was claimed vaginal douching with a diluted Lysol solution prevented infections and vaginal odor, and thereby preserved youth and marital bliss.[7] "

Iain, hopefully you were joking!

Yes JM, I most certainly was.

cheersIain

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8 hours ago, JennyMorgan said:

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As a feminine hygiene product[edit]

"In the late 1920s Lysol disinfectant began being marketed by maker Lysol, Incorporated and distributor Lehn & Fink, Inc. as a feminine hygiene product. It was claimed vaginal douching with a diluted Lysol solution prevented infections and vaginal odor, and thereby preserved youth and marital bliss.[7] "

Iain, hopefully you were joking!

The forum are experts at going off topic, from Wroxham bridge to feminine hygiene product really does take some doing. :clap

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