hazelgirl Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I don't know whether to thank you or take offence Mr Peter lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairTmiddlin Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 31 minutes ago, hazelgirl said: I don't know whether to thank you or take offence Mr Peter lol Can I join you, forgotten the Nursery rhymes (too dmned old) not into sci fi, so may be sitting twiddling thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 The Best Nursery Rhyme One Summer's Day In Winter The Snow Was Raining Fast A Bare Footed Boy With Clogs On Stood Sitting In The Grass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 hour ago, hazelgirl said: I don't know whether to thank you or take offence Mr Peter lol well if you sit on the fence - watch out for splinters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Jayfire said: The Best Nursery Rhyme One Summer's Day In Winter The Snow Was Raining Fast A Bare Footed Boy With Clogs On Stood Sitting In The Grass goes off to edit a question....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 the boy stood on the burning deck, feeling kind of silly a rat ran up his trouser leg and bit him in the .............................................bottom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, grendel said: the boy stood on the burning deck, feeling kind of silly a rat ran up his trouser leg and bit him in the .............................................bottom Have you been reading my jokes in the joke thread G??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 not until after I had posted it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 14 hours ago, Jayfire said: The Best Nursery Rhyme One Summer's Day In Winter The Snow Was Raining Fast A Bare Footed Boy With Clogs On Stood Sitting In The Grass One fine day, in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazelgirl Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 4 hours ago, JanetAnne said: One fine day, in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other Awwww I like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazelgirl Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 19 hours ago, FairTmiddlin said: Can I join you, forgotten the Nursery rhymes (too dmned old) not into sci fi, so may be sitting twiddling thumbs. Always welcome at the quiz bar of no hope lol, some weeks I do dash back to my chair to win the odd point but when the jelly legs kick in it's a bit tricky hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveO Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating a twopenny Walls, The wrapper flew up his trouser leg, And paralysed his nether regions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairTmiddlin Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Mary had a little lamb, he thought him very silly She threw him up into the air and caught him by his Willy was a sheepdog lying in the grass Down came a bumblebee and stang him on the Ask no questions, tell no lies I saw a policeman doing up his Flies are a problem, wasps are worse That is the end of my silly little verse. OR We three kings of Leicester Square Selling tights at tuppence a pair. Oh how drastic, no elastic, Not very safe to wear. OR Polish it on the table 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveO Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 A sol-, a sol-, a soldier I will beTwo pis-, two pis-, two pistols on my kneeFor cu-, for cu-, for curiosityWe fight for the old count-, fight for the old count-,Fight for the old country! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I thought that was the queens country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveO Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Local variation. This was the St Anselms version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndham Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I'm reminded of The Sex Pistols, Friggin in the Riggin. Not sure if lyrics can be posted....look them up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I'm reminded of The Sex Pistols, Friggin in the Riggin. That's a proper naughty but very funny song - We have been known to play it onboard 'B.A' - most definitely out of earshot of buttercups and snowflakes Griff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 We "renamed" Pacific Princess "The Good Ship Venus" for lads week one year, we got a few knowing looks from those who understood .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranger Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 hmmm no wonder the Reed and Rhond was boarded up on Tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairTmiddlin Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Stranger said: hmmm no wonder the Reed and Rhond was boarded up on Tuesday Think they were all out the back singing rugby songs Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 dont forget the quiz in just under an hour, all are welcome. http://www.nbnquiz.co.uk/chat/ just put in a user name and hit login - no password needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 well a hard fought quiz tonight won by Mike. closely followed up by Bern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclemike Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 TOPICS FOR TONIGHT 8.30 ISH LITERALLY SPEAKING MUSIC CONNECTIONS BREAK FOR WINE OR WHATEVER ELECTRICKERY GAME FOR A LAUGH GENERAL MAYHEM LOG IN HERE http://www.nbnquiz.co.uk/chat/ NO PASSWORD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveO Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Oh dear I don't know how to say this, but the lure of Norfolk has overcome our sense of duty and Nik and I will be heading North on Wednesday for a few well-earned days afloat. We are unlikely to be back in time for Friday's quiz on the 29th, which Nik was supposed to be running. She will be able to resume normal service the following Friday (5th April) but, as things stand, there will be no quiz on Friday. Of course, if anyone would like to step into the breach with another offering, they would be most welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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