BroadAmbition Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Ok, each year I forget to do the 'Movember' thing and raise some money for mens charity. This year I actually remembered (Quite impressive for me) so I partook in the growing of fizzog hair. My MrsG went bonkers for the best part of the month issuing earache as she is none too keen on this Yorkie having fuz on the fizzog - so I got stax of grief. Anyroadup I persevered, made it right to the end of November, shaved it off and sent £60 to charity (via The Gentlemens Retreat in Bawtry) After shaving off said fuzz what does MrsG state? - "Oh you've shaved, I'd got quite used to that beard" I tell you, you could not make it up. Females are just not wired up correctly, please if there is such a thing as reincarnation - Don't make me come back as a wench! Griff 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springsong Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I think I prefer your beard , it hides more of your fizogg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted December 20, 2014 Author Share Posted December 20, 2014 OY - That cuts deep, - I have feelings you know! Griff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I don't believe in reincarnation, but then I didn't last time either. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Many years ago just prior to my business partners wedding my chin was itching so bad that I shaved off my beard, but I kept the moustache, it made me look like a 70's porn star. Tan was not impressed and suggest that I should wear a paper bag until the beard grew back. I am surprised that Griff has shaved it off after all that cash saved on razor blades, a Yorkshire Pound has to be protected at all costs Regards Alan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Be very afraid Griff.....Gracie will be swooning towards you like a duck taking to water. Errrr I always thought you RN types had to grow the FULL beard not the half baked version. Anyroadup as they say, well done you for collecting £60 . Surprised SWMBO gave you grief, Scots girls love to see men in Tashes n Beards. I have have had my tash since 1976! Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Well done to Griff for collecting £60 for Charity Yes, I have been known to swoon and I have to say he ain't bad looking for a Yorkshireman (with or without his beard) I have a question for Alan (Ranworthbreeze) How do you know what a 70s porn star looks like? Grace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Hi Alan, Will I moderate Grace's last paragraph to protect the "Innocent" Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I don't see why I should be Modded, it's a perfectly reasonable question, it's the answer you should be worried about Grace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Hi Grace, Just the rumours I have heard over the years. I could have just said more like the Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds look. Regards Alan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I don't think I want to even think about any porn film with Burt Reynolds in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Amazing....from Beards to Porn in 12 posts! Could only happen here . Errr who is Tom Selleck? Iain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 He released an album some years ago but strangely it was only distributed on cassette and not on vinyl. It was called Selleck tape. Sorry... no really I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 He released an album some years ago but strangely it was only distributed on cassette and not on vinyl. It was called Selleck tape. Sorry... no really I am. Groaaaaan @MM Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Tom Selleck was MagnuM PI I see MM is on form again Regards Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I want to know why we allow pictures of renowned members half naked on this forum? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Hi Mark, We have left the pics on to scare away potential evil spirits. Its the enlarged version of the Yorkshire Terrier breed! Well, summat like that! Iain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Grendel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Actually, Griff, a beard makes you look more like a real skipper, look more the part, rugged and all that sort of thing. Perhaps a weather bleached flat-top and parrot on the shoulder to replace the whippet & pidgeon would complete the illusion! Puts me in mind of that Corrie bloke wot ran the bookies & supported several off-licences. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Ricko Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Well done for raising the money but I have to point out the rules that say there is to be no chin hair involved in a 'tash otherwise it would be goatvember or beardvember which do not have the same ring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Ah but my movember ran into beardcember (yes check it out). Mainly because I started late and it didn't grow too well. Hence now going for hairuary and fuzzbruary if it doesn't pick up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Mark, water said fuzz with a pint or two of Broadside on a daily basis, will grow a treat then. Rub in a few delicacies and allow to stand for several hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 The other half will not believe me. Still, it's not a real lie is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Ricko Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 won't be taking part in this one http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanuary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclemike Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I'm with you on this clive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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