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Mostly interspersed with strong mix of Yorkshire and Lincolnshire expletives no doubt.

You can try but most modern cars have anti syphon traps in the filler neck

At the helm was a wizened old sea dog of a captain, strangely assisted by a small cabin girl. As far as could be ascertained the propulsion was twin beagle breath.

Always wondered why we don't hear much of him on the 24th and 25th of December

And it sounds like some should be Inpatients

But, BUT were impatient on here.

Go on Timbo Nobody but Nobody on here will laugh at you. Well not much.

Steve's idiot's guide

Timbo's on the happy pills. Someone call the guys in white coats

All of the Amateur radio clubs are up in arms about poor enforcement of the laws pertaining to Amateur bands. The officers of the RSGB (Radio Society of Great Britain), do not have enough time to track down the unlicensed louts who sit on amateur bands,playing music, let alone maritime traffic. OFCOM is possibly the biggest joke of all hardly any prosecutions of any wrong doing on any broadcast medium. All they seem to occupy themselves with is TV. So Clive, you using a proper call sign, using proper etiquette on the airwaves, will not even raise an eyebrow. especially when you hear some of the language used by some fishermen on the airwaves.

They don't make tins that big.

ECIPA no where in law states that you may not consume Alcohol behind the wheel. Only that you may not drive a vehicle whilst over the magic 35 mg per 100ml

Same in Spain and Tenerife Brits in shorts Locals in Fur coats

Of course we are all celebrating this a day early because the story is American. Armstrong actually set foot on the moon at 10:56 EST American time. To all of us it was 03:56 BST on a Monday morning. I remember crawling into work that morning after being up until about 05:45, all of us at work looked like death warmed up as all had stayed up to watch it.

Retirement is wondering how you ever had the time to work.

If you find any give Richard MTB102 a shout he could be looking for some originals

Mike that's because you have gone two stages past lunacy. And you are now living in your own fantasy world. As for me I think I'm now on the cusp of stage four. Don't give a monkeys stage. Merry Christmas.

Knowing our lot its the screech of the twist cap on the gin bottle more like. It's enough to drive you to drink, but don't drive home.

And a two legged one too

Still being repeated to this day 08:30 on Thursday mornings. Radio Four Extra Yesterdays was The Scarlet Capsule. Now on listen again Next week it's The Tay Bridge. Who said the Tay bridge was weak? Most of the passengers. If you wish to listen to any of the shows mentioned above http://www.radioechoes.com/

(Heavy crashing noise off stage) Milligan "Min Min she's falling to bits" Sellers "Yes she's a loose woman you know" From the Last Goon Show Of All

Biggest rip off I remember was a box of Swan Vesta matches Price before decimalisation 2d Price after decimalisation 2p 2.4 times the price

You have never heard of Timothy Leary then

Fred I was thinking the same thing. The girl doesn't sit right in the photo her left foot seems to be hovering above the deck. The top looks too pristine to be on such a filthy hull. The cloud reflection in the side windows, look to be a strange angle. It is built though and proper photo's are on their page. Marketed as having a bathing platform?

The ibiquitous BMC 2.2 litre K series, or after 1971 a BL25v 2.5 ltr After 1989 LTI used 2.7 litre Nissan deisels