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Ergo YouTube, Twitter and Facebook users are Youtwitface?!

Ian, I don't personally know you but I wish you all the best and a speedy recovery. Speaking from personal experience, do exactly as the doctors and physios tell you and you'll have a speedier recovery.

I'm a man, but when it comes to reverse parking a car my name should be Reginald Molehusband! Thankfully I now have a car that reverse parks itself at the touch of a button.

Twice the length from the centre to any one of the ends. (searches for smart a*** emoji) Our first visit to the broads was last year*, and following advice from here, and elsewhere, we didn't plan an itinerary too carefully and that turned out well. We loved our time so much that as soon as we got home we booked for this year, sadly due to me breaking my tib and fib we had to cancel. Not to worry though as we've booked two broads holidays for next year, May and September. * Should have done it years ago.

Thread expansion warning! Something my eclectic imagination had oft wondered about, you pay the DVLA for a private car registration plate, do you have to pay for a 'private' aircraft registration number? i.e. G-EEZY for Easyjet.

I had to sort my mother-in-laws boiler out early this morning, and she informed me that it was Dame Edna's funeral today. After telling her I didn't know he'd died the penny dropped!

Visit Hull, they have two statues of William Wilberforce.

37% of statistics are bogus, the other 65% are accurate.

BIDDIY is better, Buy It Don't Do It Yourself!

There's only one canal this list belongs to, an alimentary one!

Marty's Matchbox* Restoration on YouTube is a geek fest, I love it! * old Matchbox model cars etc.

Anyone that 'couldn't make it up' needs to improve their limited imagination. (typed on September 12, 2021 from Neptune on my proton beam device using my fifth arm, via the silicon chip implanted in spare brain)

True story: A friend of mine gave the same reply a couple of years ago, one day a couple of weeks later at around 3-am he got a phone call and the voice on the other end said in a laughing tone of voice " haha now you F off!"

I'm not a bit jealous, I'm a lot jealous!

When I win the lottery I'm having a MK2 Jaguar, with all the modern upgrades on it.

Early September, perhaps.

I hear that this year's summer will be on a Thursday!

On any forum threads never deviate, stray, or are hijacked, they simply expand.

Talking Picture and YouTube restoration videos, snap!

We visited Auschwitz early last year and were very moved by the whole experience. I could only shake my head at people taking selfies, and taking photographs in areas where signs specifically stated 'no photography/video recording.'

The bread's bigger than the 'meal'!

I'd had a brand new car three weeks and backed it into a tree. In fairness the tree was a mature forest tree at least three and a half foot in diameter, so very easy to not see it! It was one of those moments where you don't want to get out and survey the damage, it was as bad as I'd feared!

The last time I visited Huddersfield was for the football, we stayed in the pub on the train station, and the 'antics' of the Yorkshire Ale Trail lot were disgusting. Football fans doing the same would have made front page headlines, but it seemed it was fine for them to be absolutely blotto well before lunchtime.