Gracie Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just heard about this and thought you techno geeks maybe interested......... If it's one thing we need, it's Wi-Fi in our underwear, Thankfully sometime in April, AO.com says it is launching the innovative Y.F1 smart underpants to enable people to control smart devices from their underpants. The website says "These Y.F1 smart underpants use cool and connected wireless technology to connect to your devices at home, whether you need to switch on your smart TV or change your mood lighting, you can control everything with a flick or swivel of the hips, one touch device sync makes connecting to your devices simple and the elasticated waistband provides ultimate comfort. BigPants 802.154 wireless compatability means you can connect to anything, anythime!" ................................................... What are your thoughts on this, Forumites? Do you think it will take off and expand? Grace p.s Please scroll down Happy April Fools day, everyone 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 This the sort of thing you mean Gracie ? http://www.lovezest.co.uk/frontpage/ludo.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Well that is a new way of describing....A BRIEF Encounter!Trust you Gracie Iain 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Love that Gracie! Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 Oooo, Pops, you are naughty, what was the name of that website again? Dave, you know the saying, "How do you know something smart is about to come out of a man's mouth as he begins to say something?" he starts the sentence with "A woman told me" Grace 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowjo Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I'd get superfast Broadband! I have a big aerial in my pants,, 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riyadhcrew Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I also have an aerial in my pants - but it's SHORT WAVE only. lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowjo Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I know I'm asking for trouble! but my biggest worry is if it's in your pants where do you plug it in?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riyadhcrew Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You plug it into the place with ALL THE POWER. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I just knew this thread would be a ***** up! Iain 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowjo Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Could be worse Iain, I never mentioned I have an extending aerial,, and I wonder if there's a men and womans version? single pin and double pin? i'll have to check as I do like to stay aheadof technology,, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 it must have a solar panel, to collect the suns rays........................ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking23 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Gracie has really educated me today, for the first time she has explained what WiFi really stands for. All these years I have been wrong. Womens's Internet For Idiots. i'll get my coat and passport lol.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Forget the passport, there will be nowhere to hide. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveO Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 They tell me it's not the size or the aerial in your pants, or it's wavelength. It's what you do with it that matters. Steve 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quo vadis Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Stir tea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Bluebottle: Are you wearing your long winter draws, Eccles? Eccles: No, I am not wearing my winter-draws-Eccles. Bluebottle: Oh. Eccles: Nope, no. I never wear them, 'bottle. Bluebottle: Cor. Aren't you afraid of going around without wearing any of them? Eccles: Nope. Bluebottle: Oh what courage! Do you know that you're a second Wyatt Earp? Eccles: Doesn't Wyatt Earp wear long draws? Bluebottle: I do not know. I have never looked up his trouser legs. Eccles: I'll tell you something. I looked up my dad's trousers once, and I discovered something. Bluebottle: What? Eccles: That's where he keeps his legs. 'Bottle, you ever seen your daddy's legs? Bluebottle: No. He always takes them to work with him. Eccles: Oh. What for, 'bottle? Bluebottle: He uses them to stop his trousers from bending. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quo vadis Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 How many beers have you had Timbo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, quo vadis said: How many beers have you had Timbo? I've drunk sufficient for me to stream Broads Authority policy on becoming a National Park through the broadband in my underpants...but not drunk enough to reach the point that the policy makes any sense! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Wyatt Earp was universally famous for his remarkably fast drawers rather than his long ones. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quo vadis Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Just sitting here on the boat in St Olaves in my underpants but no signal the aerial is extended to maximum 1.6m any ideas what the problem may be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 11 minutes ago, quo vadis said: Just sitting here on the boat in St Olaves in my underpants but no signal the aerial is extended to maximum 1.6m any ideas what the problem may be Static? Try running up and down a bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 11 minutes ago, quo vadis said: Just sitting here on the boat in St Olaves in my underpants but no signal the aerial is extended to maximum 1.6m any ideas what the problem may be Brewer's Droop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 Or, try fibre optic broadband, bigger and faster, apparently, and contrary to popular belief, size really does matter Grace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quo vadis Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Timbo said: Static? Try running up and down a bit! 4 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: Brewer's Droop? 1 minute ago, Gracie said: Or, try fibre optic broadband, bigger and faster, apparently, and contrary to popular belief, size really does matter Grace OK I know what I said wrong The Arial is not in my underpants , but now I have lined up the crown jewels with the moon I am connected 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.