Timbo Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Did ya miss me? You should have got telescopic sights on that cannon! "How long have I got?" I asked the GP. "It's difficult to say." said the GP." "Come on man...out with it!" I demanded, "I have things I want to do before my time comes!" "A month, maybe two...at best." "So not good then?" "Look, other people can wait even longer for an appointment to see the chiropodist!" said the GP. Now I can't say I've been given a clean bill of health. No, not 'clean'. More 'dog-eared', crumbly around the edges. My GP says I have to 'stop smoking, drinking and whoring'. This has annoyed me as I didn't know I was allowed to start, particularly the last one! You could have told me! As I turned 52 on Monday I decided it was high time I enjoyed the pleasures of being old and I started this morning by just stopping dead still on the pavement in front of a young person and moaning at them when they bumped into me. It's soooo much fun! So here's to another year of boating and lunacy!! 11 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bound2Please Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 20 minutes ago, Timbo said: So here's to another year of boating and lunacy!! You n me both Timbo ................................... Good to have yer back matey and Happy new year and belated Birthday wishes from this old fart Charlie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimbiIV Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 52, a mere whippersnapper! paul 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Timbo said: As I turned 52 on Monday I decided it was high time I enjoyed the pleasures of being old and I started this morning by just stopping dead still on the pavement in front of a young person and moaning at them when they bumped into me. It's soooo much fun! just dont do it in the boat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Glad you are back, along with your humour. 52, you are just a boy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebee29 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 “Nowt but a bairn” as we say up in these parts. good to have you back and a belated happy birthday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanessan Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Wish I could be 52 again! Three score years and ten this year, isn’t that supposed to be one’s ‘innings’? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YnysMon Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Welcome back Timbo! Helen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetAnne Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 52 eh? Nice to see you ain't lost your counting skills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riyadhcrew Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Welcome back Tim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quo vadis Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Welcome back Timbo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Welcome back Timbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockham Admiral Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Hi Tim, it's great to hear from you again... the inmates have been missing your missives! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughan Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Hockham Admiral said: the inmates have been missing your missives! So have the "Screws", it seems! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imtamping2 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Great to have you back Timbo .........give us a shout when your ready and we can synchronise....... " Medication Time" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Yes! You are back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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