MauriceMynah Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Can't beat a bit of Bodyline. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted June 15, 2015 Author Share Posted June 15, 2015 The bull question The collection apparatus is more than just a large condom. It consists of a tube which inside has a ruber bladder, this is filled with warm(not Hot) water(this mimics the body temperature of the cow), the collector which is an industrial strength clear rubber tube is attached to the opposite end to the entrance. The Bull is introduced to a cow who is in season and the apparatus is substituted for the cow all held by men in white coats Possibly how the great saying Come And Get it started ! Hope they're not fed cornflakes for breakfast that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Yeah hah - I knew I was well paid. That is quite sad though. Or the richest 80 people in the World own more than the bottom 50% of the World. Or next year the wealthiest 1% will own more than the poorest 50% of the World! Staggering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 "Or the richest 80 people in the World own more than the bottom 50% of the World. Or next year the wealthiest 1% will own more than the poorest 50% of the World!" Interesting statistics, but have you ever tried verifying them (or what they imply) from an independent source? I ask this because I have but failed miserably. To give an example of how these statistics CAN work would be to say... ... The wealthiest 1% will always own more that the remaining 99%, or... ... The richest 80 people in the world own more that the remaining x million. The term "put together" is never used There are lies, damned lies and statistics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 if the population of China were to walk past you in single file, the queue would never stop moving due to the size and expansion of population in China! God forbid they all decide to jump up and down! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Sorry Timbo, that can't be right! If they are all queuing to walk passed Single file, they'd be in no position to make babies. Sorry Iain, I'll stop there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 MM, nothing untowards there, that I can see I canny see China can I now? Iain p.s. I wonder how many TOY ones they produce per day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexandlorna Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Those spiders, there's none around here? Since reading this Lorna has suddenly stopped killing arachnids!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexandlorna Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Oops, where is that pesky mod whenyou need him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Hi Alex,Deleted the double post for you.RegardsAlan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Oops, where is that pesky mod whenyou need him ? Hi Alex, Am doon sooth fur a few days. Hence pesky mod no aroon as much, awfy sorry! Iain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderwall Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Time spent on the broads goes twice as fast as anywhere else on this planet. I blame the goverment. It's a time tax. Outrageous and needs stopped 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Time spent on the broads goes twice as fast as anywhere else on this planet. I blame the goverment. It's a time tax. Outrageous and needs stopped Yes agreed, unless Norfolk moves to 48 hour days! Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quo vadis Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Every camera I have owned has / had a round lens, so why do the pictures come out rectangular? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 The first couple to be shown in the same bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 and the first two men shown in bed together ..... Morecambe and Wise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Ok, Dave..I goofed. I stand corrected. Fred and Wilma, first 'man and woman' couple shown in bed together on prime time TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlesprite Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Rincewind, I always thought Andy Pandy and Loopy loo came before Fred and Wilma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Rincewind, I always thought Andy Pandy and Loopy loo came before Fred and Wilma. As many of us did not have TVs then me included, can we really call them Prime Time TV? What about Donald Duck n Mickey Mouse! Could they have been under the Eiderdown together? Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Shortest place name in the UK https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ae,_Scotland Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Longest village in norfolk - Shipdham. Used to have something like 26 pubs as well!! Sadly only 1 left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Bedfordshire has the highest murder rate in the UK per capita. Your chance of being murdered over your lifetime is 1 in a thousand. Now we have a greater chance of being murdered than of winning the jackpot on the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 The Nike slogan, Just do it, was inspired by the last words of Gary Gilmore before he was executed by firing squad in 1997. Not a lot of people know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watershed Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 1997?thought it was a lot earlier than that,1970's? It inspired a punk rock song (gary gilmores eyes,by,i think,the adverts)as i believe his eyes were used for transplanting. I may be wrong,not for the first time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 You are correct Gary Gilmore was executed in 1977 and the song was released about 8 months after by the Adverts. Here is a link to the song for those of us who can not remember the punk era :- Sadly some of us can even remember that Cliff Richard had some of his earlier records on 78's. Many say however he must have been recording on wax cylinders Regards Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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