Gracie Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Awe, love the Donkeys with their little pink socks, so cute As for the Boots, I own a couple of Boots, I just wish they were Centre Cockpit Norfolk types and not the ones you wear on your feet lol Grace 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 3 hours ago, Poppy said: A couple of 'Essex' donkeys... And there was me thinking that an Essex donkey's more usual ankle warmers looked suspiciously like Primart or Matalan knickers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 1 hour ago, JennyMorgan said: And there was me thinking that an Essex donkey's more usual ankle warmers looked suspiciously like Primart or Matalan knickers! Awe JM, I always had a gent like you down for Moss Bros or Saville Row! For ALL forms of your dress attire! Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPEEDTRIPLE Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 There always used to be a pub on the riverbank at Tilbury called "The Worlds End"...................enough said. Why do i think there`s going to be a plethora of "Essex Girl" jokes?. OK, i`l start with one, Q What do you call a 15 stone Tilbury Girl?. A Annorexic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 2 hours ago, SPEEDTRIPLE said: Q What do you call a 15 stone Tilbury Girl?. A Annorexic Sounds more like a Yarmouth Girl joke! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 17 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: Sounds more like a Yarmouth Girl joke! Removed duplicate JM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baitrunner Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Q how can you tell when an Essex girl has an orgasm? A she drops her crisps! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 27 minutes ago, Baitrunner said: Q how can you tell when an Essex girl has an orgasm? A she drops her crisps! If she'd been a Yarmouth Girl then she would have dropped her bag of soggy chips from the Market! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 What does an Essex girl use for protection when she has sex? Any convenient bus shelter ...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 What's the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl? One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Warning - never let Essex girls take coffee breaks. It takes too long to retrain them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockham Admiral Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 18 hours ago, Poppy said: Drink does that to people.. Just Beautiful, Pops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Sorry peeps, I know I'm not a Mod but perhaps we should be careful not to offend anyone, I know our Jean is an Essex girl, don't forget we are in open Forum...........having said that........Did you hear about the Essex girl that had a pet Zebra, she named him Spot Anyone reading this from Essex, please do not take offence, the Forumites responsible really mean no harm, just an attempt at a sense of humour and failing miserably lol and you will be hard pressed to find a nicer bunch of people Grace 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hylander Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Hey Ho and all that - I suppose someone has to stick their head above the parapet and say - oi you lot I am an Essex girl, born in Theydon Bois Essex. I can be at times as thick or as bright as the next person but take offence - no. Really gave me a good laugh. Life is too short to be miserable. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 1 minute ago, Hylander said: Hey Ho and all that - I suppose someone has to stick their head above the parapet and say - oi you lot I am an Essex girl, born in Theydon Bois Essex. I can be at times as thick or as bright as the next person but take offence - no. Really gave me a good laugh. Life is too short to be miserable. Well said Monica That's put that Sussex wench in her place! Iain. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawsOrca Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Gracie.. I think people from essex are well used to these jokes. But of course you are right.. this is just typical NBN bad humor and no offence intended.. if anyone is offended (to this or anything) please click the report button and we can action accordingly. I notice there are no negative views of us Kentish folk so it really must be the best county in the UK.. (P.s ..Gracie for mod..) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Well, you try and be nice and that's what you get I'll have you know, I am a Wench from Sussex and proud, but slightly dim (slightly I said) as I was under the impression that with a user name like Hylander, our Monica was one of you lot from Scotland, I stand corrected and good on you, M Maybe we should form a Forum of our own, Essex and Sussex Girls Unite, or some such, we could talk spray tans, shoes and everything lol Grace p.s Just seen your post Jaws, I am now looking for jokes about people from Kent (here we go again lol) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 4 minutes ago, JawsOrca said: Gracie.. I think people from essex are well used to these jokes. But of course you are right.. this is just typical NBN bad humor and no offence intended.. if anyone is offended (to this or anything) please click the report button and we can action accordingly. I notice there are no negative views of us Kentish folk so it really must be the best county in the UK.. (P.s ..Gracie for mod..) Alan!!! Team meetings would be nothing but discussions on what are the next pair of shoes Gracie is going to buy ! Oh dear oh dear. Iain. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawsOrca Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Just now, BroadScot said: Alan!!! Team meetings would be nothing but discussions on what are the next pair of shoes Gracie is going to buy ! Oh dear oh dear. Iain. Aren't they that already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I have always thought the word Kent was a SCOT's word, meaning well known, never thought of it as a county! Iain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Perhaps a forum for Essex Man would be good too. Somewhere to chat about white trainers and bling . . . . . . . . Coincidentally we have have a new postman. short, gabby bloke, wears white socks too, just moved up here from Essex. Still wearing shorts, in this weather! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 JM, I think its compulsory now that all Posties do their rounds with shorts on! Either that, or our Postie is from Essex also! A hardy breed indeed! Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Nuffin rong wiv wite socks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 No wot yew meen, Jon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hylander Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 no negative views of us Kentish folk Oh I am sure we can think of a few , having lived in Kent for over 40 years prior to moving up to sanity in Suffolk I will try and think of a few. Now to make matters worse , I forgot to throw into the mix that I am also of Irish decent. Really I stand no chance. M 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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