Poppy Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 The fastest sending off in a football match was awarded to Lee Todd. 0.01 seconds after the referee blew his whistle to start the match, player Lee Todd of Cross Farm Park Celtic shouted, "**** me, that was loud!", and was immediately given a red card. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I read this thread, but afterwards it still said there were no views. Points for trivia 3 out of ten? I really must get on and do some work today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 The late Dr Findlay (Bill Simpson) was at our wedding day, forty years ago come August. Not a lot of people knew that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 Apparently the oldest condoms ever found date back to the 1640s. That's nothing! Let me just get my wallet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 In every single picture of Adam and Eve, they are both depicted as having belly buttons....... Go on, think about it. Take all the time you need..... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bound2Please Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 In every single picture of Adam and Eve, they are both depicted as having belly buttons....... Go on, think about it. Take all the time you need..... Rather like what came first the chicken or the egg!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 In the 1970s, Mattel sold a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her arm was turned. This may explain my moobs...its all that reaching for stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Why is orange Jam called marmalade ? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? And something else I've never understood - Mandarin Chinese ! Griff 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowjo Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Ancraophobia is fear of the wind........ I guess thats why I try and aviod Judi Frank,,, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Ancraophobia is fear of the wind........ I guess thats why I try and aviod Judi Frank,,, Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPEEDTRIPLE Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 The numbers 270, 162, 423, 522, 2322, 12006, and 41111 are all divisable by 9. In fact any number with numerals adding up to 9 is divisable by 9. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 The first Goal scored in the Premiership was by Brian Deane of Sheffield United, "Come on you Blades" Dave Errr Dave, was that a 7 O'clock Blade that scored the goal? Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 thank you for that Poppy, the red card bit. Haven't laughed so hard in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemeraraBorn Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 The numbers 270, 162, 423, 522, 2322, 12006, and 41111 are all divisable by 9. In fact any number with numerals adding up to 9 is divisable by 9. You missed a 1 from the end of 41111, Paul. It needs 5 1's to make it divisible by 9. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemeraraBorn Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 A bit of USA trivia. The second president John Adams and the third president Thomas Jefferson both died on the same day, 4th July 1826, exactly 50 years after the Declaration of Independence. The president (the 6th) at the time was John Quincy Adams, son of John mentioned above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Why is there only one word for thesaurus ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 So can I. Ladies, queue here. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 The wingspan of a 747 is longer than the maiden flight made by the Wright brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 In the 1970s, Mattel sold a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her arm was turned. This may explain my moobs...its all that reaching for stuff! Don't try this at home..... :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockham Admiral Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 So can I. Ladies, queue here. John! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 If all the drunken, hen-party ladies during a summer season on the Broads were laid end-to-end... ...nobody would be the slightest bit surprised. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 In the 1970s, Mattel sold a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her arm was turned. This toy is generally considered to be the inspiration behind actual plastic surgery which is now available. An inflatable bladder is included alongside a silica shaping implant, the bladders being inlfated by a small rubber bulb implanted under the armpit. I used to work with a girl who had such surgery performed. Each time she flapped her arm, approximately one inch was added to her bust. Sadly, it ll ended in near tragedy at the office Christmas Party. She arrived as a respectable 36C but after two chorus's of the Birdy Dance was reported to be "at least a 48GG" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 This toy is generally considered to be the inspiration behind actual plastic surgery which is now available. An inflatable bladder is included alongside a silica shaping implant, the bladders being inlfated by a small rubber bulb implanted under the armpit. I used to work with a girl who had such surgery performed. Each time she flapped her arm, approximately one inch was added to her bust. Sadly, it ll ended in near tragedy at the office Christmas Party. She arrived as a respectable 36C but after two chorus's of the Birdy Dance was reported to be "at least a 48GG" Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Bit of a stinker that one Dave Iain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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