High6 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Lets face it compared to Grunthos the Flatulent or dare I say it 'Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings' of Sussex Vogon poetry is quite mild. "Oh freddled gruntbuggly,Thy micturations are to meAs plurdled gabbleblotchitsOn a lurgid bee."Sure? Sent from my Nexus 9 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclemike Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 42 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Philosophical said: Now you've got me started on this; computer says to restart, you press the restart button and it asks "do you want to restart?" well the answer is "no I bl**dy well don't, it was your idea to restart not mine". You'll probably get the message "keyboard error-press F1 to continue" ARGHHH! How will that work if the keyboard has a sodding error?????? You gotta love computers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 Well despite all your fears - we are still here, software upgrade completed 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughan Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 "My other car is also a Porshe". I have finally understood the reason for the NDR - it is being built by the Vogons as a hyper-space bypass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQ Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 They'd need to blow up the roundabouts first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughan Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 There has to be some reason for for the NDR though. Doesn't there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 to get to the restaurant at the end of the universe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldgregg Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 As a reward, pour yourself a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Just to correct one small point, if your computer is very slow, it's trying to work out why you want a cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 @High6 ... Try to keep Agrajag out of this if you can, just in case Arthur turns up. @moggy ... "all your smutty photos on facebook and your bank details may have accidently leaked out. " ... Better that way round than your bank details on facebook and your smutty photos leaked out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I was probably leaking out in those smutty photos anyway..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High6 Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 MM: Not worried, was never keen on NowWhattian BogHogs anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 What a strange (and improbable) website High6, It doesn't even mention Lintilla, even though there were so many of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF THIS FORUM FOR SOME TIME NOW, AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT ON EARTH ANY OF THE ABOVE IS ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I am already feeling I shouldn't have asked............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 hitchhikers guide to the galaxy has somehow Hitchhiked this thread that was supposed to inform you there was a software update - the only good news I have to add is - Dont Panic. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 .......the software update went fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaniaman Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I blame the good ol BA for everything,including The meaning of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, scaniaman said: I blame the good ol BA for everything,including The meaning of life. As do many on here so it seems, I think they are wonderful and can do no wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQ Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 it's enought to say In the Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy triolgy, there are Five books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labrador Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Vaughan said: There has to be some reason for for the NDR though. Doesn't there? No! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockham Admiral Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 5 hours ago, MauriceMynah said: Just to correct one small point, if your computer is very slow, it's trying to work out why you want a cup of tea. Mine has that problem, John, but in its case it's the G&T! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQ Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 6 hours ago, Vaughan said: There has to be some reason for for the NDR though. Doesn't there? to avoid Norwich Yacht Station? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxwellian Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 BA know about 42..... 42 reasons why your tolls will go up next year. :p 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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