Poppy Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I am a hero to all fellow men. This morning, I found something that my wife had already looked for.... and failed to find. You may all worship me as you see fit. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffbroadslover Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Congratulations Poppy. Fancy you remembering where you had hidden it. lol Jeff 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Hero, my bahoochie, I'm not in the habit of calling people liars but I would very much like to see proof, wife couldn't find it, I think not Grace 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPEEDTRIPLE Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Gracie said: Hero, my bahoochie, I'm not in the habit of calling people liars but I would very much like to see proof, wife couldn't find it, I think not Grace Happens all the time in the Speedtriple house Gracie, whenever Karen can`t find something, i just look in the same places SHE has looked, and find it straight away. Us men are all heros, it`s just that SOME women don`t like to admit it . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Poppy, you could be a dead hero if your wife sees this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Just a tip, I ensure that my wife is totally disinterested in looking at forums, by giving her long, inaccurate interpretations of such threads as the thread about Jenners Island (she doesn't know where it is), how to install/repair loos on boats (that's definitely my job) and any thread where there is the slightest confrontation (she says she has enough aggro married to me without worrying about other people's arguments!) On this forum, I am almost a free man! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 And just to add, I really don't want my wife to be asking in a very slow voice: "And just who is Gracie?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, johnb said: And just to add, I really don't want my wife to be asking in a very slow voice: "And just who is Gracie?" Or even who is Miss Whiplash! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Miss Whiplash? I told her it was a new way of mooring the boat with ropes! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking23 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 28 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: Or even who is Miss Whiplash! Or who is Jenny ?? lol... When my wife looses anything, I say have a look in your hand bag, with a stern face... she says I've looked there!! If I am allowed to look, I usually find it within 10 seconds. Phones, keys, kettle, teapot, lol... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I think you guys could quite possibly find a rolling pin or frying pan if your girls see this topic Grace 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 What topic Grace? In the blink of a click, I could make it vanish! These "gents" are the cream of the crop! Honest Iain 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bound2Please Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, Gracie said: I think you guys could quite possibly find a rolling pin or frying pan if your girls see this topic Grace Shortens the wenches chain to the kitchen by a fathom........ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I want to assure you that I am not afraid of my wife, with or without kitchen utensils. This thread is in the Members Only section isn't it?? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadAmbition Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I just thought I would remind mysen the 'Secret' of a successful marriage , the wife makes all the numerous small decisions, the Husband makes the fewer large decisions. In nearly 30 years I've never had to make any decisions! Griff 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 typical discription for men... crown of creation 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said: typical discription for men... crown of creation Do I dare agree? Perhaps not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I think Jenny is on the long chain ttonight oops i forgot IMHO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockham Admiral Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 She's a nice girl, really, Frank! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Hockham Admiral said: She's a nice girl, really, Frank! Aren't I just! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 H.A. ok we believed you the first time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said: I think Jenny is on the long chain ttonight oops i forgot IMHO Handcuffs, if I'm lucky! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Monday headlines: "Handcuffed body found in Oulton Broad" Lets hope not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakunaMatata Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, JennyMorgan said: Handcuffs, if I'm lucky! The pink padded ones... I know its late but is this the right place to discuss special wishes ?????? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyMorgan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 7 minutes ago, HakunaMatata said: The pink padded ones... I know its late but is this the right place to discuss special wishes ?????? This is a forum dedicated to Norfolk Broads, even old ones! Sorry, terrible joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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