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A couple of weeks ago I was on my way back from Ipswich, about 14 miles from home, when I was pulled up by a traffic car. "You're a fair way from home sir, mind telling me why you're out?" " Just delivered 8 sets of scrubs my wife made to the distribution centre officer." " Tell her to keep up the good work, I'll put a tag on your record so you won't be bothered again " As Mr. Punch said " That's the way to do it!"
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I still occasionally use Lonley's reply to being asked how he liked his tea...."Interfered with, Mr. Callan"
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I've seen much scarier sights than that on POW Rd. on a Saturday night!
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I'm sure I remember a pub somewhere on the A149 with a 6 cylinder Jaguar engine in the bar fireplace with the exhaust running up the chimney. For a quid in the lifeboat the landlord would fire it up - much better than any juke box!
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I third that - a mate settled on Gozo in Marsalforn four years ago, we had a cracking three weeks there last year and were planning the same again this year. Fingers crossed!
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I saw on Facebook a few days back that the stall selling bird food by Wroxham bridge has been reinstated - well meaning but maybe not good for social distancing.
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Back when I had a proper job I was a lab rat in a bugs lab testing, amongst other things, sh1t samples for things like salmonella and E-coli. The cleaning jollop of choice was 10/1 hypochlorite aka diluted bleach. I also got through 30-odd pairs of latex gloves.
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Rob at Sutton Staithe does Flogas - it's where we get ours from.
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Many years ago the Felixstowe - Zeebrugge ferries were unable to sail for 24 hours when a suit thought it would be good to have huge Duracell battery display in Duty Free complete with a 5' high cut out furry chicken. Cue walk off by most of the crew. As the Customs boarding Officer I was tasked with removing said item and certifying it destroyed before sailings could start again! Somewhere there's a snap of me striding down the quay with it under my arm. Oh how we laughed, luckily our management were mostly ex RN and 'got' it
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Re: Emergency ward 10, my dear old Mum was an old-school sister tutor - I can still hear her shouting at the telly whenever a hospital soap was on. I think the volume got up to 11 for 'Angels'.
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I think I remember a blackboard at Ranworth for urgent messages to holidaymakers "Mr Bloggs on Saucy Sal phone Aunt Ethel - Urgent" . Always worried my dear old Mum.
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I'm sure I remember a mountain rescue team in Beccles, they used to climb the pavement near the Bear and Bells with all the gear when they weren't dwile flonking - late 60s.
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Floydraser - Patio Magic is great stuff! I spray with a 1:5 dilution on the green bits,especially round the rubbing strakes and edges of the canopy and leave to dry on every Spring. Did No Worries a couple of weeks ago which looks like the only maintenance she'll get for a while.
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We have a Bounty 27 aft cockpit (follow on from Maurice's Elysian) and he speaks wisely. The only place you'll not find a good 6' headroom is in the shower/bog. The "double" in the saloon is barely 4' wide, if we have guests they put up in a nearby b&b and we dayboat them about.
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Yellow and black (L) for under quarantine, plain yellow (Q) " my vessel is free from disease and I request free pratique". If no Q flag a knot in the ensign can (used to) have the same meaning. I spent 15 years being first up the gangway in search of a boarding tot. ( wink emoji)
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Every pub should have a senior gentleman, puffing on a pipe of counter shag with a pint of mild in front and an unidentifiable dog under his settle, available to give his opinion on absolutely anything!
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No Worries is ex Fencraft, what we thought was a sheet of perspex to keep wet coats of the back of the hanging locker turned out to be a sandwiched map - the one with a foaming pint pot marking the pubs. It now hangs behind the lifebelt in the cockpit for guests who do the 'are we there yet' speech.
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Just saying, but in the inward Customs car hall if the interior of a car reeked of air freshener it usually meant someone had been smoking dope in there and it was time to get busy.
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Wooden bog seats are all very well until they develop a split which closes when weight is put on it! I can still smell the little hurricane lamp that hung under the cistern in winter too.
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I think I'll pop out and buy a bolt of yellow fabric - I foresee a demand for 'Q' flags.
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The Stracey Arms was always entertaining when it was a bikers pub - often had a ride up with other miscreants from Ipswich.
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I understand its an Enterprise house, doubt they'll leave it empty and not earning for long. A couple of mates took on an EI pub in Ipswic and started trading last September - they only signed on the final dotted line of a 5 year lease a couple of weeks ago.
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Another vote from us for Danish Oil, as many coats as you can, flatted between each with 0000 wire wool looks and lasts well, only needing a quick touch up every year or so. I was put on to it a gnarly old French polisher who did our work social club bar 20 odd years ago.
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I've always thought it a good crossing if I have to pick seaweed off the coachroof afterwards - Kathy's view is somewhat different !