Wonderwall Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Hello my fellow broad worshippers . I hope you are all looking after heaven on earth so it's in its usual state for me when I get down in September ( tick tock tick tock) Anyway , who's hid the webcams? And where have you hidden them??? Im sure I found them a couple of weeks ago , but my memory seems to play wee tricks on me these days , and now I canny find them Now I need my wee fix of wroxham , Bert woods boats and see how my wee bird in Norwiich is getting on. So use small words , pics would help and guide me to the hidden place muchas gracias amigos an amigas 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 http://forum.norfolkbroadsnetwork.com/handy-information/webcams/ They are now linked from the Handy Information Tab at the top of the page. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regulo Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 When I read the title of this thread, I thought someone had started a fund for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebee29 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Hi Neil have a look in the Handy links section I made a post about it the other day http://forum.norfolkbroadsnetwork.com/topic/12762-forum-navigation-improvements/#comment-194729 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauriceMynah Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 So did I ray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 So...there isn't a raffle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I think maybe after this we should alter the title to say "Help! An Idiot" (or even 3) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderwall Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 folks on the subject of idiots, and this I promise you is 100% true, I was trying to find a destination in Glasgow one evening and I had got lost Long before sat navs etc. Now, lets just say Glaswegians (weegies) are a different breed from the rest of us. Anyway , I pulled up beside a chap who looked reasonably sober, and asked him directions to my destination, and he uttered the absolute classic line "och, I woodnae start fi here laddie " There's not much you can say to that!!! Then him and his mate started arguing about the correct route. I drove off non the wiser!!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regulo Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I was on a half day from work in London. On the train home (to Basildon, sorry, someone's got to live there) a Scotty fellow got on at the first stop out, and asked, "Does this train go to Laindon, Jimmy?". I assured him it did. After a couple more stops, and before arriving at Laindon, he got up, gave me a look that said, "I'll have you for breakfast, spit you out, then have you again for lunch" and stormed off, slamming the door so hard the carriage rocked. i then realised he'd actually asked, "Does this train go to London, Jimmy?". I wasn't too upset, as my name wasn't Jimmy, anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebee29 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wonderwall said: folks on the subject of idiots, and this I promise you is 100% true, I was trying to find a destination in Glasgow one evening and I had got lost Long before sat navs etc. Now, lets just say Glaswegians (weegies) are a different breed from the rest of us. Anyway , I pulled up beside a chap who looked reasonably sober, and asked him directions to my destination, and he uttered the absolute classic line "och, I woodnae start fi here laddie " There's not much you can say to that!!! Then him and his mate started arguing about the correct route. I drove off non the wiser!!!! Reminds me of the very old Billy Connolly sketch "Glasgow Accents" when he's in a phone box talking to the operator and she asks Is there money in the box? and he says No, Only me! Only works in a broad drunken Glasgow accent where money sounds like many 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 It's all in the pronunciation, Many years ago when I was a telephone operator we used to keep a separate file for Irish telephone exchanges dialling codes. One day I took a call from a phone box from an Irishman with a very broad accent who wanted to be put through to a Tattagh Galeary number we searched through the Irish codes directory in vain and after some minutes in desperation asked him to spell it. This he did very slowly and clearly TATE GALLERY! Carole 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderwall Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 The best idiot I have ever seen was on the programme pointless The category was assassinations, and the clue was "was shot in Dallas 1963" The contestant said JR, , I nearly chocked on my haggis. The two hosts were in tears also, I'm surprised I haven't seen it on the endless " it'll be all right on the night" stuff. Idiots are a godsend, they make us all look talented at times. We all have our moments , well I certainly do 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracie Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 My Mum loved Dallas and I can honestly tell you it WAS JR who was shot in Dallas and shot by is wife too by all accounts Grace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwanR Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Actually I do believe that he was shot by his sister-in-law Grace. Thanks to everyone for giving me a really good chuckle this morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanessan Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Wonderwall said: The best idiot I have ever seen was on the programme pointless The category was assassinations, and the clue was "was shot in Dallas 1963" The contestant said JR, , I nearly chocked on my haggis. The two hosts were in tears also, I'm surprised I haven't seen it on the endless " it'll be all right on the night" stuff. Idiots are a godsend, they make us all look talented at times. We all have our moments , well I certainly do I'm sad to say that I saw this and when the question was asked, my mind immediately went to Southfork and JR! Luckily I recovered quite quickly and realised that was not the answer. My excuse was that I was cooking at the time and didn't really take in the question properly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQ Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 11 hours ago, Wonderwall said: The best idiot I have ever seen was on the programme pointless The category was assassinations, and the clue was "was shot in Dallas 1963" The contestant said JR, , I nearly chocked on my haggis. The two hosts were in tears also, I'm surprised I haven't seen it on the endless " it'll be all right on the night" stuff. Idiots are a godsend, they make us all look talented at times. We all have our moments , well I certainly do If you've used your haggis as a Chock you've overcooked it. I prefer mine soft boiled, that way I don't choke on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderwall Posted May 15, 2017 Author Share Posted May 15, 2017 20 minutes ago, TheQ said: If you've used your haggis as a Chock you've overcooked it. I prefer mine soft boiled, that way I don't choke on it. I prefer mine raw . At its best about an hour after its shot, and only when in season 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regulo Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 The haggis is an endangered species, and the penalties for taking one from the wild are severe. Please only buy the farmed variety, and look for the red sporran label on the pack. This ensures the very best quality and freshness. Buy organic and pay twice as much. You won't notice any difference, but your conscience will be clear. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambridgeCabby Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Many years ago whilst still a publican I persuaded a regular that pastrami was meat from a flying squirrel , completely forgot about the wind up and was highly amused when I heard it repeated months later in all sincerity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grendel Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 my daughter (27 years old) still believes in left and right handed haggis, of course the two breeds cannot intermingle, left hand haggis have shorter left legs and only go anti clockwise round hills, whereas right hand haggis go clockwise having shorter right legs. they cannot interbreed, because left and right hand haggis only ever meet nose to nose or tail to tail, as if they turn round the short legs are downhill and they fall over and roll to the bottom of the hill. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speleologist Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 4 hours ago, grendel said: my daughter (27 years old) still believes in left and right handed haggis, of course the two breeds cannot intermingle, left hand haggis have shorter left legs and only go anti clockwise round hills, whereas right hand haggis go clockwise having shorter right legs. they cannot interbreed, because left and right hand haggis only ever meet nose to nose or tail to tail, as if they turn round the short legs are downhill and they fall over and roll to the bottom of the hill. That misses the enterprise of the haggis farmers after the passing of the Enclosure Act. Once there were fences running up and down the hillside the haggis could no longer continue indefinitely the same way round the hill. They would meet a fence, turn the other way and roll inexorably to the bottom. As a good way of catching haggis for the pot it had a lot going for it. However the atrition rate was too high and the haggis were not growing to maturity. So the haggis farmers developed the Wether go Nimble, a pair of stilts for the shorter legs that made them longer than the long legs. The haggis could now graze back the other way rather than be stopped by the fence. However one unexpected side effect was that left and right handed haggis could now interbreed, with unexpected results. Nowadays, as well as left and right handed haggis, there are ambidextrous haggis, which can't stand upright whichever way the slope goes. They therefore struggle to survive in the wild and the haggis is rapidly becoming an endangered species. The only hope lies with carefully selected breeding programmes run in the flatlands. But these see doomed to failure as haggis seem unable to survive in a flat landscape. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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