Regulo Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Well, I wasn't going to be joining this forum, but it is obviously in need of a new idiot. The degree of idiocy on here has fallen to a low level, and I'm ready to stand up to the plate (preferably with a mixed grill on it) and put that right. I really joined to post a question on another thread, which I feel is missing some vital information. I have been watching the goings on anonymously since last years influx of newbies (leave it!), and feel I can now contribute a bit of my vast knowledge and experience to your advantage. Stop laughing at the back! So, to those who know me, you'll know what to expect - to those that don't, sorry for what's coming. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexandlorna Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 :welcome:Welcome Ray ,as you can see lots of us idiots here already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Regulo: Welcome, from one idiot to another ... and there was me thinking that there were already too many cooks here! Enjoy the banter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Hi Ray welcome to the NBN forum from Tan & myself. Regards Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawsOrca Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 and from me .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Welcome Ray. Good to see you here. There is a quiz on here on Monday evenings Ray so you can always join in and improve your idiot ranking. All the best Arthur 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaters Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Hi Ray welcome to the forum,look forward to your input . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riyadhcrew Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Ray. Looking forward to your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxwellian Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Welcome from me too. I aspire to gaining the dizzy heights of Forum Idiot. Must practice more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockham Admiral Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Welcome Aboard from us, Ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaters Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Maxwell ,you will have to work hard Ray comes with a wealth of experience in this field mixed with some serious stuff at times .I think he will agree ,sure to brighten your day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regulo Posted May 15, 2015 Author Share Posted May 15, 2015 Right, we're off! Just to start on Ray's guide to idiocy, I use a hair trimmer, usually with a No 4 length guide. Yesterday I forgot to fit the guard. Result: A shaved strip up one side of my bonce! I'm wearing it as a style statement. You'll all be wanting one soon. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExSurveyor Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 In the words of a very clever man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranworthbreeze Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 In the words of a very clever man For a clever man it is a pity he could not afford an hair cut. “Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump, is my prefered quote. Regards Alan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairTmiddlin Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Ah well that's me one further down the list Welcome Sir Idiot Ray may your stay be a pleasant one We seem to all get along on here strange isn't it 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairTmiddlin Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 For a clever man it is a pity he could not afford an hair cut. “Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump, is my prefered quote. Regards Alan Was it not that he could afford it in money but not in time Relitavely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Welcome, Ray! "If you make something idiot proof, nature will just build a better idiot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonzo Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Welcome Regulo. If you ever want to know how to cook something nobody wants to eat send me a PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Welcome Ray looking forward to reading your posts we all do some idiotic things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffandWendy Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Did you say IDIOT? Well it takes one to know one! aboard. Iv'e met your type before, they are nothing but idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadScot Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Shiver me timbers, I go on the Broads for a holiday, and who sneeks onto the Forum none other than MMs older "brother" Welcome aboard Ray. I like idiots on here, it makes my job as a Mod so much easier! Enjoy the banter sir. Iain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclemike Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 about time too, welcome ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadlow Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Welcome Ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 At last! So pleased you are here! I love the new hairstyle idea; what did Rene say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 That's just typical that is! No sooner than you get half your boat varnished than along cruises someone with a Broom and a dodgy haircut looking all windswept & interestin! But its really good to see you again Ray, I think last time we met you were feeding a flock of seagull's. Its a shame when 80's bands have to rely on handouts from the community! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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