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Awe Gracie dear lady I really can speek eloquantly honest. My telephone voice is a delight so friends say when they ask... is that YOU Iain :naughty: Having played sports such as Cricket and Golf (Gowf) one had to speek jawry in the mooth (polite) In truth one cannot change the habits of a lifetime.After all Grace, Ive had it for 65 years and come January 66! :naughty:

 

xmas2 Seasons Greetings one and ALL! xmas2

 

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xmas6 Iain.

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Christmas Eve already, where has this year gone. The NBN has been one place where we have met some really nice people and meeting face to face has been great, so lets hope next year we with be able to get to one of the NBN meetings :bow please let me know when and where and we can go from there  :wave .

 

                                                MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR    

                                                                          :party1: Here's to 2015  cheersbar .

 

The camera is on charge Grace  :naughty: .

 

Regards

Marina    :Stinky

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How to Cook a Turkey...

Happy Christmas to you all.

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Turkey Dinner Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Cup of Beer Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Alcoholic Beverage Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Bottle of Wine Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Turkey Dinner Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

Old Wussername

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AhaJokes.com is proud to present...

How to Cook a Turkey...

Happy Christmas to you all.

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Turkey Dinner Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Cup of Beer Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Alcoholic Beverage Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Bottle of Wine Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Turkey Dinner Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

Old Wussername

 

 

Or just get someone else to do it and enjoy yourself.

 

Merry Christmas one and all

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Thought I would just pop in to wish everyone a very happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year with lots of happy cruising in 2015.

 

As for us we are off to Derbyshire on Friday, then on to Brundall on Saturday for a winter cruise, weather conditions permitting.

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Here's a little Christmas poem for you all, i'm sure you've all been there & wished you had'nt  lol.

                                                    

                                                          CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS

                                                        ------------------------

 

                                               Christmas shoppers spending money

                                               standing queueing not very funny ,

                                               people pushing in the shops

                                               all day long it never stops ,

                                               hungry children rumbling tummies

                                               losing patience tired mummies ,

                                               need a cafe need a seat

                                               time to rest those tired feet ,

                                               christmas shopping what a strain

                                               too much hassle never again.

 

 well that's what we usually say is'nt it ? lol  think i'll make the husband do it next year lol.   lori  ice slice

Ive moved lines back, hope that solves problem.

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Christmas Finally here,spent last night at our sons fixing the socks to the bed,arranging the sacks for the presents ,leaving the stuff for Santa , That's us done now sort the Grandchildren We had to do the usual carrots ,mince pie and now fresh apple juice.New on on us we all went into the garden and emptied bags of Reindeer food which contained sprinkle dust to guide them to the landing spot,what next.I was amazed the children received a video on Dads I Phone from Santa ,talking to them by name,age and what they had done during the year telling them he was on his way and be good !A fantastic free App ,what next .we used to get a few sooty smudges on the note left by the fireplace Have a fantastic time all of you .Diane and Roy

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